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Friday, October 18 2024 - 4:11 PM
By: Neoriceisgood

Cool guy.

This page is topical cause I'm hanging out with a pretty cool guy IRL right now.

44105: Frozenstep - Friday, October 18 2024 - 4:56 PM

Have fun with your irl cool guy! Go on a good adventure or three.

44106: someone - Friday, October 18 2024 - 5:37 PM

Not cool enough, apparently. Maybe he needs more swords.

44107: -skimmer- - Friday, October 18 2024 - 6:37 PM

That shade over the eyes makes her look like she is wearing sunglasses. so cool.

44108: Mars - Friday, October 18 2024 - 8:07 PM

I love the pacing and delivery of that joke and everything but I'm distracted by that delicious, delicious-looking food. I want to be at that picnic.

44109: Agent_Cook - Friday, October 18 2024 - 8:17 PM

Healthy group dynamics.
One rational man, two murderous psychos, the seediest man you could find wearing a nice suit and some bloke who just punches through life and somehow always wins.
Mr. Bos, you've created something great.

44110: Mohegan - Friday, October 18 2024 - 9:06 PM

Never took Guy for the desperate type, I guess Burk has that effect on people.

44111: Zed - Friday, October 18 2024 - 9:09 PM

I didn't imagine this conversation would play out so directly, but I'm tickled pink to read it.

Also, this is probably one of the few times Guy had the rug swept out from under him like this. Piper should also be enjoying this

44112: Paintr - Friday, October 18 2024 - 10:09 PM

The only position available left is robot.
I suppose he could pull it off.

44113: Taorin - Friday, October 18 2024 - 10:13 PM

I'm with Burk on this one.

44114: Datren - Friday, October 18 2024 - 10:20 PM

lmao, Guy thought he had such a guaranteed in only for Evyle to go wild card and fuck it up.

44115: player_03 - Friday, October 18 2024 - 11:23 PM

Better luck next time, Guy.

Though if you happen to be a robot, I hear there's a spot open for one of those.

44116: Leo - Saturday, October 19 2024 - 1:24 AM

Woah, he just pulled that knowledge from waaayyy back, when the Aristocrat stole Burk's backpack and showed him Burk's crayon plan.

https://www.neorice.com/hoh_burk_913

44117: BisectedBrioche - Saturday, October 19 2024 - 2:25 AM

She's just that cool.

44118: Silver - Saturday, October 19 2024 - 2:40 AM

No purple sword, no cool guy, them's the rules

44119: Melany - Saturday, October 19 2024 - 3:47 AM

I love how Evyle just instantly accepts the "cool guy" role.

44120: someone - Saturday, October 19 2024 - 4:07 AM

Should have expected that it coulnd't be so straightforward since you knew that Pablo was considered to be the magic user, despite not being a wizard.

That said, you can still tag along without being on Burk's roster. I don't think Piper is on it; there's only been two BURK-O-VISION pages (in all caps; the not-all-caps Burk-O-Vision pages are about the Burk's shoulder Burks instead) so only the Mage and the Cool Guy role are filled. Guy can still apply to the role of Girl or Robot.

https://www.neorice.com/hoh_burk_462
https://www.neorice.com/hoh_burk_3911

44121: Sloss - Saturday, October 19 2024 - 4:34 AM

does your IRL cool guy have a purple sword in each hand ?

44122: Tom - Saturday, October 19 2024 - 5:08 AM

Guy knows how to get into Burk's heart, but his heart has no more room.

I love Piper's pout-eating.

44123: GildedWraith - Saturday, October 19 2024 - 6:31 AM

@someone Piper's the "Girl" of Burk's roster

44124: Welf - Saturday, October 19 2024 - 7:50 AM

The roles of "girl" and "robot" seem tailored for Tobi and Three. Or Held and Tobi?

And where does that leave Noaj? Is he going to be the evil villain to vanquish? He might end up in the top echelons of the Empire after he saves Haven, the Empire and the world.

44125: Violet - Saturday, October 19 2024 - 8:09 AM

Pablo did also make that deal with Guy, so he might have to tell Burk to let the detective tag along anyways.

44126: someone - Saturday, October 19 2024 - 8:10 AM

@GildedWraith: on what page has that been established?

44127: Nanashi - Saturday, October 19 2024 - 9:45 AM

Guy was pretty nice bait

44128: Melany - Saturday, October 19 2024 - 1:14 PM

@GildedWrath
I don't think so, no. So far neither of the "party members" have titles that are actually accurate - if the pattern holds, Piper is excluded from being "a girl" by virtue of... actually being a girl.

44129: Mallory - Saturday, October 19 2024 - 4:20 PM

Lmao poor Guy

44130: Abject - Saturday, October 19 2024 - 7:57 PM

Guy Juliet takes his first L in the series, tragic.

44131: The_Squished_Elf - Sunday, October 20 2024 - 2:12 AM

@Melany if that’s true how high do you think the odds are of Noah being the “Girl” for Burk’s party?
It’s not like that was a recurring joke in Noah’s storyline until the nightmare arc… :D

Which then would potentially imply Tobi as the Robot and not Three lol

Thinking about it though, Pablo is pretty close to a Robot given his “powers” come from his meticulous clockwork outfit. Evyle is literally a Girl. Burk’s gonna have his party with every character being a different role from what he has them filling lol. Guy still has a chance of being Burk’s “robot” while being the literal Cool Guy. Burk’s “Girl” being a feminine male mage makes sense.

44132: Ghost - Sunday, October 20 2024 - 2:28 AM

Its nice to see guy stumped for words for once. Also have fun neo!


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