Have fun with your irl cool guy! Go on a good adventure or three.

Not cool enough, apparently. Maybe he needs more swords.

That shade over the eyes makes her look like she is wearing sunglasses. so cool.

I love the pacing and delivery of that joke and everything but I'm distracted by that delicious, delicious-looking food. I want to be at that picnic.

Healthy group dynamics.
One rational man, two murderous psychos, the seediest man you could find wearing a nice suit and some bloke who just punches through life and somehow always wins.
Mr. Bos, you've created something great.

Never took Guy for the desperate type, I guess Burk has that effect on people.

I didn't imagine this conversation would play out so directly, but I'm tickled pink to read it.

Also, this is probably one of the few times Guy had the rug swept out from under him like this. Piper should also be enjoying this

The only position available left is robot.
I suppose he could pull it off.

I'm with Burk on this one.

lmao, Guy thought he had such a guaranteed in only for Evyle to go wild card and fuck it up.

Better luck next time, Guy.

Though if you happen to be a robot, I hear there's a spot open for one of those.

Woah, he just pulled that knowledge from waaayyy back, when the Aristocrat stole Burk's backpack and showed him Burk's crayon plan.

https://www.neorice.com/hoh_burk_913

She's just that cool.

No purple sword, no cool guy, them's the rules

I love how Evyle just instantly accepts the "cool guy" role.

Should have expected that it coulnd't be so straightforward since you knew that Pablo was considered to be the magic user, despite not being a wizard.

That said, you can still tag along without being on Burk's roster. I don't think Piper is on it; there's only been two BURK-O-VISION pages (in all caps; the not-all-caps Burk-O-Vision pages are about the Burk's shoulder Burks instead) so only the Mage and the Cool Guy role are filled. Guy can still apply to the role of Girl or Robot.

https://www.neorice.com/hoh_burk_462
https://www.neorice.com/hoh_burk_3911

does your IRL cool guy have a purple sword in each hand ?

Guy knows how to get into Burk's heart, but his heart has no more room.

I love Piper's pout-eating.

@someone Piper's the "Girl" of Burk's roster

The roles of "girl" and "robot" seem tailored for Tobi and Three. Or Held and Tobi?

And where does that leave Noaj? Is he going to be the evil villain to vanquish? He might end up in the top echelons of the Empire after he saves Haven, the Empire and the world.

Pablo did also make that deal with Guy, so he might have to tell Burk to let the detective tag along anyways.

@GildedWraith: on what page has that been established?

Guy was pretty nice bait

@GildedWrath
I don't think so, no. So far neither of the "party members" have titles that are actually accurate - if the pattern holds, Piper is excluded from being "a girl" by virtue of... actually being a girl.

Lmao poor Guy

Guy Juliet takes his first L in the series, tragic.

@Melany if that’s true how high do you think the odds are of Noah being the “Girl” for Burk’s party?
It’s not like that was a recurring joke in Noah’s storyline until the nightmare arc… :D

Which then would potentially imply Tobi as the Robot and not Three lol

Thinking about it though, Pablo is pretty close to a Robot given his “powers” come from his meticulous clockwork outfit. Evyle is literally a Girl. Burk’s gonna have his party with every character being a different role from what he has them filling lol. Guy still has a chance of being Burk’s “robot” while being the literal Cool Guy. Burk’s “Girl” being a feminine male mage makes sense.

Its nice to see guy stumped for words for once. Also have fun neo!