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Thursday, March 19 2026 - 12:39 AM
By: Neoriceisgood

This is awkward.

*wave*

50376: nanashi - Wednesday, March 18 2026 - 5:54 PM

o/

Klaassen probably just wants a high-five

50377: Deliverance - Thursday, March 19 2026 - 12:55 AM

"That's what we've got snipers for."

50378: Leo - Thursday, March 19 2026 - 1:22 AM

Sniper! Get down, Ms. Paladin.

50379: Sloss - Thursday, March 19 2026 - 1:22 AM

And there we go

50380: Netraam - Thursday, March 19 2026 - 1:23 AM

/HE/ was never going to shoot her, but he's not the only one to show up

50381: Lord_Incaros - Thursday, March 19 2026 - 1:24 AM

Cause someone else was? I don't know why but the phrase "I was never going to shoot you" makes me think someone else is, or he is gonna use some other form of attack

50382: Strannik - Thursday, March 19 2026 - 1:35 AM

ah, he is making sign to his troops to shoot instead.

50383: Nomen - Thursday, March 19 2026 - 1:57 AM

"I was never going to shoot you; I have people for that."

50384: Gobo - Thursday, March 19 2026 - 2:03 AM

This is what I was afraid of.

I think people are going to interpret this as "in trying to avoid her future, Shalhia made it come to pass". This isn't that. He's not going to have her killed because she tried to disarm him. He's having her killed because she defied him. He was always going to to kill her, with what she knew and the decisions she would make.

50385: nameless - Thursday, March 19 2026 - 2:04 AM

oopsie by off-screen snipers? How unoriginal.

50386: oskarloko - Thursday, March 19 2026 - 2:11 AM

My goon is going to do it for me

50387: Straightbackward - Thursday, March 19 2026 - 2:28 AM

Oopsie!

50388: Tor - Thursday, March 19 2026 - 2:50 AM


Oh.. there is a sniper somewhere.

50389: someone - Thursday, March 19 2026 - 3:07 AM

You better have prepared for this

50390: random - Thursday, March 19 2026 - 3:16 AM

... That sharpshooter behind that dune, however ...

50391: baprr - Thursday, March 19 2026 - 3:18 AM

...you monster!

50392: Tnoz - Thursday, March 19 2026 - 3:23 AM

Ah. She didn't plan for a sniper.

50393: Ivan - Wednesday, March 18 2026 - 8:37 PM

Goodbye Shalhia!

50394: art - Thursday, March 19 2026 - 3:40 AM

Ehh, I like her so much

50395: Whispers of Sorrow - Thursday, March 19 2026 - 3:40 AM

She tried to fight fate by charging straight for it screaming 'come at me bro'. It was never going to end well.

50396: Fan - Thursday, March 19 2026 - 3:55 AM

Sniper? But she's facing the wrong direction...

50397: Lurker - Thursday, March 19 2026 - 3:56 AM

"I was never going to shoot you."

Option A) "I" was never going to shoot you. *Signals the unseen sniper in the distance.

Option B) I was never going to "shoot" you. *Either doing some kind of magical attack or triggering a bomb in Shalhia (might be the bomb set up for the death game, although I doubt he'd want to trigger it when he's this close, or risk injuring Tobi)

Option C) Could he actually be complying?

50398: BisectedBrioche - Thursday, March 19 2026 - 3:59 AM

He was going to have someone else do it?

50399: Mox - Thursday, March 19 2026 - 4:03 AM

Sniper

50400: AnonymousPerson - Thursday, March 19 2026 - 4:15 AM

Uh oh, the sniper...

50401: Melany - Thursday, March 19 2026 - 4:21 AM

BOSS GET DOWN, ENEMY SNIPER!!

50402: someone - Thursday, March 19 2026 - 5:07 AM

That hand gesture is clearly a signal.

And we've had the same kind of setup before; remember how the talk between Veda and Malhart went?

50403: noname - Thursday, March 19 2026 - 6:07 AM

...but you were always going to have her killed, weren't you?

50404: Straightbackward - Thursday, March 19 2026 - 7:03 AM

So, I'm kinda glad I foresaw it coming down like this: "maybe she's focusing a bit too much on Klaasen and not her surroundings in any case, it seems to me unlikely it is him the one that hypothetically kills her, maybe some bodyguards lurking around, but if she's got her guard up, she should be waiting to react on any threatening movement he makes."

Let's see if she reacts quickly enough.

@gobo Yup, wholeheartedly agree with your points there. I still kinda hope she survives, though.

50405: Ghost - Thursday, March 19 2026 - 7:06 AM

Sniping's a good job mate. Challenging work. Outa doors. I guarentee you'll not go hungry. Because at the end of the day, as long there are two people on the planet, someone is going to want someone dead.

50406: Eight - Thursday, March 19 2026 - 8:07 AM

Well, there is that big meat shield right in front of you. Why don't make use of it now?

50407: Whispers of Sorrow - Thursday, March 19 2026 - 8:30 AM

@Fan: She's carrying a hundred plus pounds of Tobi in that egg, so (if, as seems likely, she is struck down™) she falls on her back and rolls over for much the same reason. Ends up face down after a bit of looting.

50408: Tom - Thursday, March 19 2026 - 8:32 AM

That's a signal to shoot Shalhia in the back, alright.

Sucks that the guy legit wasn't planning on shooting her. He would've let her go.

Self-fulfilling prophecies suck.

50409: Mars - Thursday, March 19 2026 - 1:53 AM

Well it could happen to anyone. Who amongst has never failed to avert prophetic visions of our doom?

50410: Chase - Thursday, March 19 2026 - 2:03 AM

his gesturing to have someone else snipe Shalhia isn't nearly as cool as Veda fake-shooting Malhart with a finger gun while Nail actually sniped him

,,,man I miss Veda, such a fun character

50411: Sam’s Secret Stuff - Thursday, March 19 2026 - 10:17 AM

Oh boy, really dreading the next page after this…

50412: player_03 - Thursday, March 19 2026 - 3:42 AM

I know he could have set up whatever hand signal he likes, but in English-speaking areas IRL, that open hand gesture usually means stop. My guess is he's signaling the sniper to stand down.

I don't know why he'd do that, rather than have her killed immediately. I mean, if it's this easy to defy a magical prediction, why is anyone worried about them in the first place?

My best guess is, the sniper needs the element of surprise. Shalhia has to sit still so they can line up a shot that won't hit Tobi. Or maybe the plan was to trick Shalhia into putting Tobi down first.

Actually, remember that line from https://www.neorice.com/hoh/tobi/1840? "If I end up on that stage, I can ensure I'll take as many people with me as I deem necessary, may my flame be extinguished." Think about that. Shalhia is saying she can instantly kill up to 11 nearby people through reinforced glass. Presumably paladin abilities are just that strong when the paladin stops caring about the backfire effect. And Klaassen knows this, and knows he's in range.


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