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Sunday, October 20 2024 - 2:46 AM
By: Neoriceisgood

Absurd conversation.

Sounds fair!

44133: Ghost - Sunday, October 20 2024 - 2:53 AM

Well done for those saying guy could be the girl now excuse me whilst I laugh my arse off.

44134: Melany - Sunday, October 20 2024 - 3:01 AM

I thought it would be a good idea to check on this comic during my morning routine. This was a mistake, because reading this made me laugh nonstop for ten minutes straight and I am now (very slightly) late.

Thank you once again, Neo, for top tier content!

44135: noname - Sunday, October 20 2024 - 3:05 AM

This means that, unlike his Mage and Cool Guy, two people he just picked up along the way, Burk already has a certain person in mind for the position of Girl on his team... With the way this story has been playing out, I don't actually expect Girl and Robot to be Tobi and Three any longer, so I'm honestly quite hooked in regards to who they're going to turn out to be.

44136: oh boy - Sunday, October 20 2024 - 3:36 AM

"Guy is a machine like tobi's three" theory squashed?
Well, i admit it had very weak evidence. guy and three just have similar build and dress code.
I still hope that guy is the fumes that where spying on the late baron, thou. :D

44137: Some guy - Sunday, October 20 2024 - 5:28 AM

@oh boy

I don't think that's the standard Burk is using. It's more "Guy doesn't 'feel' like a robot".

44138: Tom - Sunday, October 20 2024 - 6:03 AM

I LOVE Guy's attempt at understanding Burk's logic.

Evylle is going to be an amazing addition to this party and I'm wondering how she'll play.

Piper's comment is 100% valid.

44139: Silver - Sunday, October 20 2024 - 7:25 AM

Guy's never been disrespected so much before. He though he was cool enough for Cool Guy but it turns out he's barely making Boy (temporary).

44140: Straightbackward - Sunday, October 20 2024 - 8:38 AM

To be fair, a step forward to be more open-minded, establishment-defying path about Burk's plan is to accept that people with different roles compared to the expected may join the party, right?

(I kind of still like the idea of Pablo being the robot anyway.)

44141: Deliverance - Sunday, October 20 2024 - 8:42 AM

@noname

Given the way Pablo and Evyle were assigned their roles (their outfits and behaviour), I don't see how we can conclude that Burk has a certain person in mind for the girl role - only that Guy neither behaves nor wears the kind of outfit that Burk thinks the girl in his team would, whomever it turns out to be, and hence Guy can't be the girl.

44142: Pheonid - Sunday, October 20 2024 - 8:50 AM

All these different stories are never going to tie in together, are they?

44143: SomeoneElse - Sunday, October 20 2024 - 9:08 AM

@oh boy, I don't think the theory is squashed. Burk just says that "you don't really seem like a robot", but that might just be because Guy doesn't look like what Burk thinks a robot ought to.

44144: someone - Sunday, October 20 2024 - 9:27 AM

Yes, I knew Piper wasn't the Girl!

And I'm pretty sure none of the other focus characters from the other storylines (Noah, Tobi & Three, Held) are the Girl or the Robot either.

44145: TaranAlvein - Sunday, October 20 2024 - 9:49 AM

This dialogue is fantastic. Piper's response cracked me up. "I'm just trying to have lunch here. Do NOT involve me in his stupidity."

44146: Saiko - Sunday, October 20 2024 - 9:55 AM

I don't know about this not looking like a robot thing. With these bright, red eyes Guy looks kind like a terminator in disguise.

44147: Gobo - Sunday, October 20 2024 - 10:23 AM

we can fix her. we can make her the girl.

44148: Mallory - Sunday, October 20 2024 - 12:18 PM

Assigned Boy By Burk

44149: random - Sunday, October 20 2024 - 12:50 PM

This conversation is hilarious. Also, Evyle is enjoying herself way too much, by the looks of it. Seems like she hasn't had this much good time ever since working for Heroland, so this is a welcome chaneg of pace.

44150: GildedWraith - Sunday, October 20 2024 - 1:26 PM

Well, that's me with egg on my face. I really thought Piper was the girl.
Not just because she's actually a "girl", but also because she's wearing a red/white outfit with blonde hair.

...guess her breasts aren't big enough to fit the depiction in Burk's plan?

44151: Satheus - Sunday, October 20 2024 - 9:43 PM

Piper is clearly the wild card


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