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Tuesday, July 25 2023 - 1:46 AM
By: Neoriceisgood

Fine, I surrender.

Ah y'know what Morty, people may hate you and call you a disgusting and pathetic Simp. But you fared better than most.

38074: Sloss - Tuesday, July 25 2023 - 1:54 AM

history repeats itself

38075: Taorin - Tuesday, July 25 2023 - 2:18 AM

No. Not this time Morty.

38076: Parm - Tuesday, July 25 2023 - 2:35 AM

Morty may be a grovelling simp but at least he's entertaining

38077: Overbern - Tuesday, July 25 2023 - 2:37 AM

Burk's fucking waist?
Burk confirmed mech.

Interesting that he walks over so slowly.
Like either the screech does very little damage and he's trying to make a point, or the screech/injuries actually makes it difficult for him to dash around, and he's bluffing like it doesn't.

38078: Woodledude - Tuesday, July 25 2023 - 3:04 AM

Pretty sure we just watched both of Burk's eardrums rupture individually. Not sure if Morty noticed he's rendered the man deaf, or if maybe he's forgotten about the other several times he "surrendered"...

38079: Dave the Not Nightmare - Tuesday, July 25 2023 - 3:40 AM

Dude this is like the third time you’ve “surrendered” just accept the punch in the face and stay down.

38080: Welf - Tuesday, July 25 2023 - 3:47 AM

Let's hope for Morty that Burk didn't lose his hearing.

38081: Baprr - Tuesday, July 25 2023 - 4:01 AM

At least he isn't a complete fool.

38082: Bogg - Tuesday, July 25 2023 - 4:22 AM

He tried it once before, I'm not sure Burk is going to buy it this time.

38083: Tom - Monday, July 24 2023 - 9:52 PM

Sad but true, he's one of the few people in the world that really damaged Burk.

38084: BlurredAspect - Tuesday, July 25 2023 - 4:57 AM

Given the amount of 'surrenders' he had before, I wouldn't blame Burk for simply ensuring compliance through unconciousness. Dude deserves it after rejecting so many chances and fighting despite having his body intentionally spared earlier.

Can't say Burk didn't try and take the high road on this one.

38085: Fan - Tuesday, July 25 2023 - 5:04 AM

Punch him anyway Burk, just because he's annoying!

38086: Hilden - Tuesday, July 25 2023 - 5:29 AM

I'm not sure Morty will find Burk still playing nice

38087: MottTheBarber - Tuesday, July 25 2023 - 5:31 AM

I honestly hope for Morty's sake that Burk can still hear.

38088: Rocky Rumbling Rascal - Tuesday, July 25 2023 - 5:37 AM

You screwed yourself over, Morty. Should have surrendered while he could still hear you.

38089: Beshkhen - Monday, July 24 2023 - 11:00 PM

Umm. I don't know if Burk can hear you anymore pet. I think both those blood bursts were his eardrums popping violently.



Sorry if someone already said this. Comments won't load for me.

38090: Violet - Tuesday, July 25 2023 - 6:33 AM

Good call, Morty.

38091: player_03 - Tuesday, July 25 2023 - 6:48 AM

Burk's most powerful move: the slow walk.

38093: Gorzag - Tuesday, July 25 2023 - 7:05 AM

What. A villain being reasonable? Unheard of!

38094: Desmond - Tuesday, July 25 2023 - 7:29 AM

my theory is that at this point Burk is completely deaf and he's just gonna deck Morty because he can't hear his surrender

38095: Thursday - Tuesday, July 25 2023 - 9:39 AM

A false surrender is a war crime for a reason
because when you actually surrender the other person won't believe you

38096: Saiko - Tuesday, July 25 2023 - 11:14 AM

Maybe Burk can lipread... But will he admit it?

38097: Fuz - Tuesday, July 25 2023 - 2:01 PM

Oh no, oh no.

PUNCH HIM.

38098: Melany - Tuesday, July 25 2023 - 3:00 PM

Even if Burk's eardrums didn't burst outright, he should still be hearing nothing but a loud ringing for at least a minute straight. So uh.

I wonder if mini-Burks can inform him of Morty's surrender. I wonder if they actually care enough to do so.

38099: Darius Drake - Tuesday, July 25 2023 - 5:33 PM

No, he dealt more damage than most. It's also reasonably probable that he managed to deafen Burk, even if only temporarily, which if I'm correct means his surrender will have landed on literal deaf ears.

38100: brainfart - Tuesday, July 25 2023 - 8:13 PM

anyone else think that burk might be a possesed person from start?
theres some setup from showing morty being possesed.
and now burk doesnt care about being heavilly hurt. just like vonny did.
plus that would explain how burk changes his speech completelly at times.


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