Never volunteer to be Burk's sidekick.
Oh who am I kidding nobody refuses Burk.
They could, but it's one of those RPG question traps where the answer doesn't change anything.
"Don't worry, I have a plan"
Famous Last Words (of whoever hears them near Burk).
I would be honored to be his bullet!
And as a true side kick I'd do it pantless!
now thats some hurting