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Saturday, March 28 2026 - 2:17 AM
By: Neoriceisgood

Selective learning.

Fair enough, fair enough.

50558: Violet - Saturday, March 28 2026 - 2:55 AM

I mean, being able to fight back definitely qualifies as a survival skill.

50559: someone - Saturday, March 28 2026 - 3:18 AM

Noah, please stop voicing out loud how you do not intend to serve the oppressive empire that has robots lurking inside the walls, ninja royal guards that have repeatedly demonstrated their ability to spy on you without you noticing them, and who knows what other means of eavesdropping they might have. Also remember you have a neck-exploding-device on your collar, even if it's not drawn in the close-up panel, it's still there in panel 2, so there. If you want to learn things that can help you stay alive, learn to keep your thoughts in your own head.

50560: Silver - Saturday, March 28 2026 - 4:12 AM

I mean I'm not sure it's easy to do any of these things without also doing the other.

50561: noname - Saturday, March 28 2026 - 4:50 AM

At this point, I just hope that the empire is under the impression that Noah talks to himself a lot and that they've somehow not caught unto him having a spirit just yet (even though, if I was with the empire, I would still be suspicious of magical people who keep talking to themselves a lot)...

I also hope that the empire choose to interpret statements like "I still have no desire to be turned into some sort of magical killing machine in the name of the empire" in a manner more along the lines of "I'm still miffed that I have magical powers" rather than the alternative "I am miffed with the empire."

50562: oskarloko - Saturday, March 28 2026 - 6:09 AM

Pragmatic

50564: art - Saturday, March 28 2026 - 7:28 AM

I've just notice the hooks under the bed, i must say, they are in quite strategic place if some was to roll out from bed


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