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Monday, December 7 2015 - 12:00 AM
By: Neoriceisgood

Original meatballs on a stick.

Putting that money to good use I see, Burk.

p.s. in case you missed it we had two bonus updates over the weekend, so go back a page or two if you didn't look.

Over 400 votes means bonus updates on tuesday and thursday as well btw. Enjoy!

8138: Bisected - Monday, December 7 2015 - 12:54 AM

Geez, girl, he's eating!

8139: JailedCinder - Monday, December 7 2015 - 1:38 AM

Silly girl, her attack was so sub-par that Burk has absolutely no reason to take her seriously - although, to be fair, Burk doesn't seem to take anything seriously.

8140: whitemanPT - Monday, December 7 2015 - 1:58 AM

i wonder how many meatballs he managed to get with that money?...

8141: giovanni - Monday, December 7 2015 - 3:19 AM

burk simply auto dodged.

no need to notice anything when you auto stuff
and roll out!

8142: DeltaPangaea - Monday, December 7 2015 - 4:48 AM

I honestly get the feeling that Burk doesn't even consciously do things like this.

He's so busy with his meatballs, I'm not even sure he's aware that he's moved yet.

8143: DocStranger - Monday, December 7 2015 - 4:51 AM

Oh Burk, you're so flawless.

8144: toto - Monday, December 7 2015 - 8:50 AM

#gayforBurk

8145: phyrex - Monday, December 7 2015 - 9:32 AM

i find it both cool and super annoying that burks acts so silly all the time yet can back it up with insane skills xD
Like, dude's literally TOO GOOD to give a flying fuck about whats going on

8146: Tom - Monday, December 7 2015 - 10:01 AM

If Burk ever encounters someone that can be a threat to him, then that person must be a killing machine.

8147: Saiko - Monday, December 7 2015 - 1:16 PM

I suppose if you have a maxed out evade/dodge ability, plus maybe an epic level or two, then you just grow this special kind of attitude. You simply don't give a rat's piss about anything, unless it's your own choice to care.

8148: itblobboy - Monday, December 7 2015 - 2:14 PM

Burk is a living mockery to the world, eh?

Good for him. It's hilarious.

8149: DocStranger - Monday, December 7 2015 - 4:19 PM

He's kinda of a... Luther Strode-epic-guy, he just actually doesn't kill people.

13985: Jack - Wednesday, August 23 2017 - 7:00 AM

Don't forget:
Burk fact #1

Burk never bumps into someone by accident.


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