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Friday, September 27 2024 - 12:00 AM
By: Neoriceisgood

How about this last Fella?

Oh right, him.

43813: someone - Friday, September 27 2024 - 12:05 AM

Yeah, great. Now let's discuss the files out loud for theoretical readers to absorb.

43814: Welf - Friday, September 27 2024 - 12:41 AM

Not what I expected. So these Burk Files contain information about more than one individual? Are the more Burk-like beings out there?

43815: Sporf - Friday, September 27 2024 - 1:10 AM

Umm... Mr Heroman is a gold star....

43816: Joe - Friday, September 27 2024 - 1:24 AM

yesss, always imagined burk's intro to be some falling out with his family

43817: Gobo - Friday, September 27 2024 - 1:27 AM

The "Burk's sister/mother is the Justopean lady who shot the elf" theory continues to grow. he knows what a car is, he's talked about his sister being intense, and now his family puts him in a place where he doesn't need to be protected, but attempting to kill him directly could create complications.

43818: mayhemeffect - Friday, September 27 2024 - 1:48 AM

@welf I am sure if you asked him, there is only one Burk.

43819: random - Friday, September 27 2024 - 1:56 AM

@Welf
I think it is more like they contain information about people Burk interacts with, relatives, training masters, adversaries, whatever. A file could be an "episode", an event that happened to Burk and it is being tracked. So no, it does not imply that there are more Burks out there.

That being said, it is very likely that there are several individuals the Heroland is actively keeping an eye on and creates files about, so in that sense, yes, there are more tracked "Burks" out there. (I assume Held could be one as they tried to recruit her caretaker at one point...)

43820: The_Squished_Elf - Friday, September 27 2024 - 2:38 AM

Pet theory that Burk is the brother of Balthazar or whatever-his-name-is who "declared war on the world": +1 potential evidence

43821: Baprr - Friday, September 27 2024 - 3:37 AM

But... He isn't a nobody! He's Burk!

43822: Silver - Friday, September 27 2024 - 3:42 AM

Oh no! Why'd they have to be cryptic about this? Damn it!

43823: Darius Drake - Friday, September 27 2024 - 3:46 AM

@ Welf: I suspect that Burk has siblings, and the file is about his family. And if his family IS related to one of the most dangerous criminal organizations in the world, as many of us were guessing after reading page 886, it makes sense that Heroland would not only have a file on them, but also want to avoid upsetting them.

43824: Cromire - Friday, September 27 2024 - 3:49 AM

@Welf Well...
Burk stated that his mother wore apron with insignia of one of the Wolrd's Super Powers, Oceanic Cartel.
And it's implied his sister is master thief or at least mater lockpicker.
Plus his brother is fighter or martial artist of some kind.
Considering this page...
I will go out of limb and say that his father is someone high ranking from Heroland and if Burk's family ever becomes a well known it would be a sledgehammer to Heroland's reputation.

43825: K - Friday, September 27 2024 - 3:57 AM

Eyup. Yeah. Mhmm. Alright, who all called it?

On a lighter note, we found out one thing interesting. Burk is related to somebody special. Somebody who would rock Heroland’s world if they went after him themselves. This is likely his brother that he trained with.

43826: AnonymousPerson - Friday, September 27 2024 - 3:58 AM

His siblings are in there too? Come on, discuss the file, it's just you guys, right?

43827: Tom - Friday, September 27 2024 - 4:23 AM

Interesting. They're not saying "OMG Burk is dangerous!", more like "This individual named Burk is connected to someone very dangerous."

Who is Burk connected to?

43828: Tnoz - Friday, September 27 2024 - 4:34 AM

I think Burk mentioned having a brother early on (though it was so long ago that I'm not sure). Would said relative be the reson Burk has a file? Since they're talking about (the absense of) a clause about defending relatives of certain individuals.

43829: Deliverance - Friday, September 27 2024 - 7:02 AM

@Welf
Possibly.

Alternatively, Burk has a hypothesized connection to the Oceanic Cartel via his mother mentioned in the early Pirate of the Storm arc. If I recall correctly, he mentions his mother wore their logo on her apron.

Something like that, anyway. He also has at least one sibling, but I forget whether it was a brother or sister.

So playing with what-ifs, #24 could refer to an agreement with the Oceanic Cartel not to interfere with certain members including his mother/brother/sister, and our loquacious hero could here be referring to how that didn't explicitly protect Burk.

But it's probably something else.

43830: Baprr - Friday, September 27 2024 - 7:50 AM

@Sporf, nope, white star.
https://www.neorice.com/hoh_3957

43831: Ghost - Friday, September 27 2024 - 7:54 AM

We had that hint about the cartel aged ago so thats one possibility.

43832: RNGesus - Friday, September 27 2024 - 8:16 AM

+1 Vote the files are released on Patreon :)

43833: Soup - Friday, September 27 2024 - 8:32 AM

My theory is burk is related to the unremarkable grandchild from the blackwater prince story page 3008

43834: Nanashi - Friday, September 27 2024 - 10:19 AM

Tell us Burk's secrets, white star heroes...

43835: Melany - Friday, September 27 2024 - 10:19 AM

First panel typo: "make demans of us": "demans" should be "demands"

43836: Deliverance - Friday, September 27 2024 - 3:50 PM

@Baprr
To be fair to Sporf, Heroman was, clearly erroneously as this is a meeting of white star heroes, labeled a gold star on that very page when it was first posted. Nice to see Neorice fixed the error.

43837: MountainEucalyptus - Friday, September 27 2024 - 4:39 PM

@Baprr to be fair to Sporf (and me lol, I still thought he was gold star) I'm sure that page used to say "gold star hero" and got fixed after people noticed and pointed it out in the comments

43838: TaranAlvein - Friday, September 27 2024 - 5:16 PM

@Melany: Perhaps "demans" specifically refer to dickish demands. That is, demands akin to the glans. =P

43839: someone - Friday, September 27 2024 - 11:29 PM

@Sporf, @Baprr: interesting, it's quite rare that neorice reuploads images, usually he leaves in typos and other such minor mistakes. I guess correcting "gold star" to "white star" was important enough in this case.

It did say "gold star" when originally published, you can even see comments about it in the page's thread. I had missed it was updated to white star since I don't reread recent comics.

43841: tracer - Saturday, September 28 2024 - 12:38 AM

I believe, the apron indicates that one of Burk's parents holds some position in the cartel. In simplest case his mother could be a bloodthirsty pirate, who needs an apron to personally butcher her prisoners. Or it could be a red herring, and she's just a lowly maid. Or it could be a double subversion, and while the mother is unimportant, the father is a cartel executive.

And in APTGG there were two scenes, when Burk and Sunny said similar things several pages apart (111-112 and 123): "How many people does it take to beat a mage? ... One. ... Anyone who understands. The power that is humanity." and "I'm a man who's fascinated with the struggle of humanity". They could be related or know each other well. Shortly before that Burk mentioned his level-headed brother.


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