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Sunday, August 25 2024 - 12:10 AM
By: Neoriceisgood

Beyond repair.

Time for Burk to get his second battle scar.

43317: Ghost - Sunday, August 25 2024 - 12:28 AM

Faiiirly sure if Burks gets hit in the nether regions with that he'll bleed to death...

43318: zet - Sunday, August 25 2024 - 12:51 AM

I see burk being fully awake now and going through all his options he has

43319: Gils - Sunday, August 25 2024 - 12:55 AM

first look of genuine fear on Burks face. Yeah, death sounds preferable.

43320: Tom - Saturday, August 24 2024 - 7:12 PM

Burk looks TERRIFIED.

43321: Baprr - Sunday, August 25 2024 - 2:21 AM

I'm oscillating between "He's kind of justified (Burk was so focused on fighting heroes, that he kind of forgot that he would be making a lot of personal grudges)", and "shouldn't have fought naked, dude, even just a sturdy pair of jeans would soften the blow, THERE ARE JEAN SHORTS, IT'S ON YOU".

43322: The Someoner - Sunday, August 25 2024 - 3:13 AM

Don't do dat..

43323: someone - Sunday, August 25 2024 - 4:16 AM

Burk's putting on his one fear shirt

43324: Melany - Sunday, August 25 2024 - 4:50 AM

Ehhhhhhh if Sky-Stroke could walk it off, Burk can probably do it too.

43325: Aston - Sunday, August 25 2024 - 5:02 AM

Truly not sure if Burke is simply playing a role as a makeshift hero this time entire time and is faking his weakness, battle damage.

Given the two spirits on his shoulders he clearly has far more power than he lets on.

Doesn't make sense unless he actually decides to release his true power.

Or he is in fact a complete muscle bound idiot...confusing.

As in the case with Neorice, a plot element long forgotten is going to strike really, really soon...we just haven't been exposed to it so we all forget.

43326: Silver - Sunday, August 25 2024 - 5:57 AM

Lets see if nightshade will save Burk's balls

43327: Fuz - Sunday, August 25 2024 - 6:05 AM

Skystroke is gonna have his balls smashed again in 3... 2...

43328: Zed - Sunday, August 25 2024 - 9:13 AM

God, if the tipping point for Burk turning to spirits for help is "my balls were in danger", I couldn't even judge.

43329: noname - Sunday, August 25 2024 - 10:47 AM

D'awwh, look at that innocent widdle smile playing on Skystroke's lips. ^w^

...yeah, that is fukken terrifying.

43330: Welf - Sunday, August 25 2024 - 11:03 AM

That seems fair. An eye for an eye, a ball for a ball.

@Baprr The same could be said about Burk. He could wear protective gear or a jeans. His habit of running around pantless turned out to be his fatal flaw.

43331: Agent_Cook - Sunday, August 25 2024 - 11:46 AM

I like the guy and all, but it has been good to see Burk as more than the unflappable guy who always wins mostly easily.
That said, he's put the effort of a whole army in this arc

43332: Saiko - Sunday, August 25 2024 - 12:26 PM

Is Burk to become less manly than Noah? I can't wait to see.

43333: Tor - Sunday, August 25 2024 - 1:38 PM


eh.. skystroke was using lethal force in that fight. he really should not be such a big baby about a little blow to the groin.

43335: Tor - Sunday, August 25 2024 - 2:22 PM


Also im going to laugh my ass off if Nightshade oppose this on the basis off.. and i quote another Neorice character, "being gay as fuck" xD

43336: Strannik - Sunday, August 25 2024 - 2:39 PM

@tor

As Sky-Stroke says : damaged beyond repair. He will never have children

And probably will have trouble for a time just peeing.

and he's supposed to be the strongest hero in Edstadt and was ridiculed by a man without Spirit power.

Both his manhood and his ego have been badly bruised in one swift blow. It's understable that he is pissed. Not beyond reason, since he listened to Nightshade.

43339: Charter - Sunday, August 25 2024 - 10:32 PM

I wonder what's going on in Evyle's head as she watches this go down?
Besides "Real hard to breathe right now."


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