42977: Someone - Saturday, August 3 2024 - 6:06 PM
Ouch, sorry Morty, you didn't get the job.
42978: Dr Morpheus - Saturday, August 3 2024 - 6:07 PM
>cool glowing blade in every hand
Okay you're not /wrong/ but...
42979: Potatopeelerkind - Saturday, August 3 2024 - 6:26 PM
I forgot that Burk has never actually met Evyle. She's just made the coolest first impression possible.
Still wondering where Blue Girl went. She's alive, right?
42980: Zed - Saturday, August 3 2024 - 7:10 PM
@Potato
Evyle literally spoke to Burk multiple times, what?
42981: dorf - Saturday, August 3 2024 - 9:40 PM
Props to the folks who predicted cool guy!
42982: Fan - Saturday, August 3 2024 - 9:58 PM
@potatopeelerkind they actually did meet before though.
42983: Deliverance - Saturday, August 3 2024 - 10:47 PM
@Potatopeelerkind
Burk has met Evyle. He made such an impression on her as a free agent of chaos that she decided to change her ways and embrace her inner Burk.
42984: Sporf - Saturday, August 3 2024 - 10:59 PM
@potatopeelerkind. They have met, how ever briefly. She realized that Burk was not a super secret agent from the company brass, but some sort of agent of chaos. (At least in her view.) Burk was just happy to not fight her because she looked weak and therefore not a fun fight.
42987: Paintr - Sunday, August 4 2024 - 12:01 AM
Coolest introduction ever.
Also didn't Evyle and Burk do their whole 'who can piss off heroland more' challenge? I think it's just cause she looks really different.
42988: Gobo - Sunday, August 4 2024 - 12:25 AM
YES
I KNEW IT
42989: Gobo - Sunday, August 4 2024 - 12:26 AM
hahahaha poor Guy. have fun being the Robot, buddy
42990: BisectedBrioche - Sunday, August 4 2024 - 12:40 AM
His team's complete!
42991: MaZe - Sunday, August 4 2024 - 12:53 AM
@Potatopeelerkind He did meet her, Burk is why she decided to burn everything down cause she saw how free he was to cause chaos.
42992: MaZe - Sunday, August 4 2024 - 12:54 AM
I wonder if his party list is actually a real thing, like it's really a group of people is is going to collect. Pablo and Evyle are actual people he was suppose to meet.
42994: Saiko - Sunday, August 4 2024 - 2:17 AM
At first I thought it was Evyle, but turns out it's only a cool guy. Huh.
42995: random - Sunday, August 4 2024 - 2:25 AM
Burk (and of course, Neorice) is a genius, seriously!
When you want cool blades in EVERY hand, but you only have ONE blade, then having only one hand results in a technically correct solution! If I ever meet a one-handed person who feels sad about it, I'm so stealing this idea to cheer them up...
42996: Melany - Sunday, August 4 2024 - 5:24 AM
Today we learned that Evyle has a manly voice. Deepest lore, add it to the wiki.
42997: Tom - Saturday, August 3 2024 - 10:25 PM
You're effing kidding me.
Also, "manly voice"?
42998: Silver - Sunday, August 4 2024 - 5:33 AM
I knew it! So we have a robot and a girl remaining. Tobi and three are too easy so I'm gonna say Guy is the robot and Noah is the girl
42999: -skimmer- - Sunday, August 4 2024 - 6:33 AM
wow, he got hit on the head really badly.
43000: TaranAlvein - Sunday, August 4 2024 - 8:51 AM
I just had a thought. What if that crude doodle Burk showed to Pablo of the party he was gathering wasn't just Burk's ideal team? What if Burk had a vision of the people he would need to stop some kind of calamity, but he didn't get a very good look at them in the vision? Maybe Burk's not just a bad artist. Maybe he's also working off of a vague image?
43001: Gobo - Sunday, August 4 2024 - 9:26 AM
Wait, do we know Guy ISN'T a robot?
43002: nanashi - Sunday, August 4 2024 - 9:39 AM
"It's all part of the plan." -Burk, probably
43003: Violet - Sunday, August 4 2024 - 11:32 AM
I assume Piper is the girl.
43004: noname - Sunday, August 4 2024 - 11:34 AM
I am so looking forward to seeing how Evyle takes to the news that a new "heroic" phase in her life is just about to begin. XD
43005: joe - Sunday, August 4 2024 - 12:35 PM
based
43007: someone - Sunday, August 4 2024 - 1:15 PM
It's important not to confuse BURK-O-VISION (all caps) with Burk-O-Vision (not all caps). The former are for party members (page 462 and this one); the latter is for the shoulder Burks (pages 1580 and 2439).
43008: Anthony - Sunday, August 4 2024 - 3:41 PM
Wonder if Evyle just sacrificed her eye (they way she sacrificed her arm) or if that's some sort of transient effect.
43009: Darius Drake - Sunday, August 4 2024 - 5:07 PM
@ Burk: Your team is about to split up, particularly since you still don't have Robot. Evyle isn't your Cool Guy, Noah is.
...Noah, who fits effectively none of the criteria you have listed Evyle fitting.
...wait, actually, looking at those criteria, isn't Burk's definition of a Cool Guy effectively just Burk with cool glowing blades?
43010: Potatopeelerkind - Sunday, August 4 2024 - 10:18 PM
Okay guys, I got it, they've met before and I just forgot about it, I don't need to be told 5 separate times, lmao.
43018: Welf - Sunday, August 4 2024 - 10:48 PM
@Potatopeelerkind Neoriceisgood collects the comments and then posts them after approval. So the other 4 couldn't see the first comment when they submitted.
43021: Mars - Monday, August 5 2024 - 7:00 AM
Ah, comments are approved manually, right? They all probably thought they were the first to reply to you if the other comments weren't approved yet.
43024: Welf - Monday, August 5 2024 - 3:08 AM
@Mars And it happened again :P
And since we are talking about the comments, how do the time stamps work? My last comment is shown at 7:48 AM, but i sent it some time in the afternoon CET. And Mars' comment is 4:00 PM, which would be 6 hours after my comment, but I sent mine at most 4 or 5 hours ago.
This confuses me since Neo's birthday a few months ago. From the time stamps it apparead to me he was living in Japan or West Australia, but apparently he is from Europe, probably CET.
43034: Mars - Tuesday, August 6 2024 - 10:40 AM
@Welf lol
My previous comment is time-stamped as 7:00 AM on my end, and your last two comments appear as 10:48 PM and 3:08 AM respectively, so in conclusion: vOv
Ouch, sorry Morty, you didn't get the job.
>cool glowing blade in every hand
Okay you're not /wrong/ but...
I forgot that Burk has never actually met Evyle. She's just made the coolest first impression possible.
Still wondering where Blue Girl went. She's alive, right?
@Potato
Evyle literally spoke to Burk multiple times, what?
Props to the folks who predicted cool guy!
@potatopeelerkind they actually did meet before though.
@Potatopeelerkind
Burk has met Evyle. He made such an impression on her as a free agent of chaos that she decided to change her ways and embrace her inner Burk.
@potatopeelerkind. They have met, how ever briefly. She realized that Burk was not a super secret agent from the company brass, but some sort of agent of chaos. (At least in her view.) Burk was just happy to not fight her because she looked weak and therefore not a fun fight.
Coolest introduction ever.
Also didn't Evyle and Burk do their whole 'who can piss off heroland more' challenge? I think it's just cause she looks really different.
YES
I KNEW IT
hahahaha poor Guy. have fun being the Robot, buddy
His team's complete!
@Potatopeelerkind He did meet her, Burk is why she decided to burn everything down cause she saw how free he was to cause chaos.
I wonder if his party list is actually a real thing, like it's really a group of people is is going to collect. Pablo and Evyle are actual people he was suppose to meet.
At first I thought it was Evyle, but turns out it's only a cool guy. Huh.
Burk (and of course, Neorice) is a genius, seriously!
When you want cool blades in EVERY hand, but you only have ONE blade, then having only one hand results in a technically correct solution! If I ever meet a one-handed person who feels sad about it, I'm so stealing this idea to cheer them up...
Today we learned that Evyle has a manly voice. Deepest lore, add it to the wiki.
You're effing kidding me.
Also, "manly voice"?
I knew it! So we have a robot and a girl remaining. Tobi and three are too easy so I'm gonna say Guy is the robot and Noah is the girl
wow, he got hit on the head really badly.
I just had a thought. What if that crude doodle Burk showed to Pablo of the party he was gathering wasn't just Burk's ideal team? What if Burk had a vision of the people he would need to stop some kind of calamity, but he didn't get a very good look at them in the vision? Maybe Burk's not just a bad artist. Maybe he's also working off of a vague image?
Wait, do we know Guy ISN'T a robot?
"It's all part of the plan." -Burk, probably
I assume Piper is the girl.
I am so looking forward to seeing how Evyle takes to the news that a new "heroic" phase in her life is just about to begin. XD
based
It's important not to confuse BURK-O-VISION (all caps) with Burk-O-Vision (not all caps). The former are for party members (page 462 and this one); the latter is for the shoulder Burks (pages 1580 and 2439).
Wonder if Evyle just sacrificed her eye (they way she sacrificed her arm) or if that's some sort of transient effect.
@ Burk: Your team is about to split up, particularly since you still don't have Robot. Evyle isn't your Cool Guy, Noah is.
...Noah, who fits effectively none of the criteria you have listed Evyle fitting.
...wait, actually, looking at those criteria, isn't Burk's definition of a Cool Guy effectively just Burk with cool glowing blades?
Okay guys, I got it, they've met before and I just forgot about it, I don't need to be told 5 separate times, lmao.
@Potatopeelerkind Neoriceisgood collects the comments and then posts them after approval. So the other 4 couldn't see the first comment when they submitted.
Ah, comments are approved manually, right? They all probably thought they were the first to reply to you if the other comments weren't approved yet.
@Mars And it happened again :P
And since we are talking about the comments, how do the time stamps work? My last comment is shown at 7:48 AM, but i sent it some time in the afternoon CET. And Mars' comment is 4:00 PM, which would be 6 hours after my comment, but I sent mine at most 4 or 5 hours ago.
This confuses me since Neo's birthday a few months ago. From the time stamps it apparead to me he was living in Japan or West Australia, but apparently he is from Europe, probably CET.
@Welf lol
My previous comment is time-stamped as 7:00 AM on my end, and your last two comments appear as 10:48 PM and 3:08 AM respectively, so in conclusion: vOv