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Sunday, June 23 2024 - 8:57 AM
By: Neoriceisgood

Stud Stallion.

Incredibly studly.

42357: Straightbackward - Sunday, June 23 2024 - 9:09 AM

Muscle Rub Time!

42358: Straightbackward - Sunday, June 23 2024 - 9:11 AM

This, obviously, makes us need to know who's 1st and 2nd places

42359: Silver - Sunday, June 23 2024 - 9:38 AM

This is perfect

42360: Sporf - Sunday, June 23 2024 - 12:32 PM

The fact that he considers that he almost didn't lose a "hotness contest" to be his most notable and defining achievement is not something that would fill me with confidence were I an evil executive. Lol. I do feel for Burk though, fighting handsome muscle men is his favorite pasttime and he simply doesn't have the time to give this man the fight he deserves.

42361: Tom - Sunday, June 23 2024 - 5:35 AM

Burk is a MAGNET for muscular dudes.

42362: nullum - Sunday, June 23 2024 - 6:30 AM

Because no one mentioned this the first time he showed up: he seems very reminiscent of Cale Brown, as in https://youtube.com/shorts/mOYYz-r42yw

42363: Violet - Sunday, June 23 2024 - 6:51 PM

For Burk, the threat level of this situation is "I'm kinda busy right now."

42364: Fan - Sunday, June 23 2024 - 8:12 PM

So like, is Burk into buff dudes or admires them as a fellow buff Chad?

Not that I mind Burk being gay or anything, just overly curious.

42365: Sporf - Sunday, June 23 2024 - 11:52 PM

@Fan Since he has mentioned wanting to both admire and rub muscles together with several other buff dudes, I'm reasonably certain that Burk is gay and into buff dudes. He probably also appreciates them as fellow buff Chads as well I suppose.

42371: AnonymousPerson - Monday, June 24 2024 - 3:05 AM

@Sporf I personally maintain that he is musclesexual and does not care about the gender of the person with the muscles, but we haven't had a buff enough person of another gender to test that theory.

42380: Sporf - Monday, June 24 2024 - 7:50 PM

@AnonymousPerson. This is true, we have not had near enough evidence yet to truly rule out that possibility, however remote.


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