• Neorice on DeviantArt
  • The Happy Spork

Neoriceisgood's avatar
Monday, October 30 2023 - 2:30 PM
By: Neoriceisgood

I wager that.

"I don't know if this'll work, but worst case scenario I get a good nap out of it."

39145: Melany - Monday, October 30 2023 - 2:37 PM

God damn I wish I could fall asleep that easy. Like for real I spent last four days in a row failing to properly sleep and you post this, smh.

39146: someone - Monday, October 30 2023 - 2:59 PM

He was preparing a good answer but he's just going to sleep on it for a bit.

39147: Dr Morpheus - Monday, October 30 2023 - 5:18 PM

@Melany
Ohh well I happen to have a good 3-step plan for instant sleep that I can share with you!
1. Stop using screens one hour before bedtime.
2. Try to make a clear mental distinction that the bed is for sleeping so that you don't get antsy and pull out your phone. So no watching TV or videos in bed.
3. Be stuck in a literal nightmare for hours upon hours and be pushed to the absolute brink both mentally, physically, and spiritually.
If you follow these steps I promise you'll fall asleep immediately.

39148: Leo - Monday, October 30 2023 - 5:27 PM

This teen is so stressed, he'll sleep at the first excuse he can get.

39149: Darius Drake - Monday, October 30 2023 - 5:37 PM

@ Melany: You have NOT had the day that Noah's had. Given that being unconscious & being asleep are treated by the body as two VERY different things, and how much Noah has been coughing up blood in the last couple of hours, this could be considered him falling asleep from exhaustion at the first opportunity.

39150: Zed - Monday, October 30 2023 - 7:04 PM

Noah's humorously comfortable going to sleep in a nightmare house.

39151: Guywithnohead - Monday, October 30 2023 - 9:15 PM

Finally,the mission Noah has been training for his whole life: one that actually requires inactivity.

39152: @Melany - Monday, October 30 2023 - 9:34 PM

Maybe the trick is too be awake on adrenaline for days then finally find a comfortable and safe place to lie down.

39153: Orange - Monday, October 30 2023 - 3:55 PM

Is the bed magic, or is Noah just that exhausted

39154: Eight - Tuesday, October 31 2023 - 4:10 AM

OK, Ciel, watch the painting, and at the right moment, play the music!

39155: Briggs - Tuesday, October 31 2023 - 4:25 AM

You gotta keep in mind all the insanity noah has been through in what i think may be just one day Melany, i would be want to sleep too in noahs shoes.

39156: Luminous Lead - Tuesday, October 31 2023 - 5:42 AM

I don't think Noah has slept properly for hundreds of pages, so this is a great opportunity.

39157: Carolina Reaper - Tuesday, October 31 2023 - 7:22 AM

didn't even lie down on the bed the correct way. absolutely incredible

39158: Melany - Tuesday, October 31 2023 - 10:07 AM

Thank you, kind people, for your sleeping habits advice. I will now proceed to locate a horrifically powerful magic user and create a nightmare hellscape to immerse myself in.

39159: derp - Tuesday, October 31 2023 - 1:59 PM

No need to create a new nightmare hellscape, just start listening to the news.

39160: Codfish - Tuesday, October 31 2023 - 8:31 AM

Chernyl first woman to bed Noah.

39162: Tom - Wednesday, November 1 2023 - 2:01 AM

This comment section is gold.


1, 2,