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Wednesday, May 31 2023 - 4:03 PM
By: Neoriceisgood

Casualty of war.

Some things never change.

37009: Mousio - Wednesday, May 31 2023 - 4:08 PM

Can't tell if he's being smart, chickening out, or just not into fights (like a certain windows kid)

37010: Some guy - Wednesday, May 31 2023 - 4:18 PM

Ah, yes, Burk's greatest weakness: Not fighting.

37011: Welf - Wednesday, May 31 2023 - 4:47 PM

The only way to win a fight with the Burk is to not fight the Burk.

37012: Darius Drake - Wednesday, May 31 2023 - 4:53 PM

Burk was saying that he's strong enough not to be injured, and you ask if you can just not fight him? On one hand, fighting an opponent too cowardly to fight would be boring to Burk. On the other, this guy DID just pick a fight with one of Burk's friends, so...

37018: Sporf - Thursday, June 1 2023 - 2:28 AM

Hmmm... a dilemma for Burk. He defines himself as a hero and someone that desires challenges. Every other potential villain or hero also wanted to fight Burk. So Burk is always more than happy to oblige. What to do when the apparent villain does not want to fight? Can you really just say "no" to to being vanquished by Burk?

37019: Tom - Thursday, June 1 2023 - 2:57 AM

Burk went full Saitama here, he even yawned.

37022: The Someoner - Thursday, June 1 2023 - 4:30 AM

Burk is missing out on a lot of possible reputation by not subduing him. He should at least offer something in return for the kindness. Like his pants for example.

37023: JellyMage - Thursday, June 1 2023 - 5:30 AM

Unless I'm mistaken, does it look like Burk's tooth is growing back? Or maybe it was only just chipped in the first place

37024: Zet - Thursday, June 1 2023 - 5:33 AM

Oh no! He tries to talk his way out, I think that's something Burk is vulnerable to!

37025: player_03 - Thursday, June 1 2023 - 6:33 AM

Morty doesn't like bullying weak opponents, and also doesn't want to fight strong opponents? I sense a pattern here!

37026: Mystik - Thursday, June 1 2023 - 7:11 AM

I'm sorry to be nitpicky, because usually I love your art Neorice, but for some reason the fact that they aren't consistently positioned relative to the food stands, and don't have any walking frames to reposition, is really bothering me. I love the comic and am happy for the extra updates tho.

37027: nice - Thursday, June 1 2023 - 9:05 AM

I'm not sure that backing away will work... burk has already identified you as evil

37028: EstherTb - Thursday, June 1 2023 - 4:27 PM

Sounds like Burk will be curious about this guy's fighting ability! You've BURKED his CURIOSITY!!

37029: Darius Drake - Thursday, June 1 2023 - 8:03 PM

@ JellyMage: It's entirely possible that you are correct, and Burk is and Esper whose Esper Talent is a physique that adapts to match his self-image. And since his self-image is of a physically strong man who can endure heavy hits, ignores attacks he can't see, and has a "cool appearance", he's ended up being immune to Spirit, has a strength effectively impossible to match, and he recovers from any injuries received, even those normally impossible to recover from.


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