Sunday, December 4 2022 - 4:43 AM
By: Neoriceisgood
Options.
[In front of you are two viable paths]
> Giant Creepy Meathole
> A strange monochrome skeletal ferryman, beckoning for you to board.
[which option do you choose?]
[In front of you are two viable paths]
> Giant Creepy Meathole
> A strange monochrome skeletal ferryman, beckoning for you to board.
[which option do you choose?]
Why did my thoughts immediately went to the ferryman in Castlevania?
And without content, I would choose the hole.
Charon is pretty cool, let's go for a ride.
hole. Don't trust strange ferrying to the land of death
Meathole, the laws of physics have only rarely betrayed me.
Maybe that destiny is death by exsanguination knowing Gaston, so meathole sounds less deadly.
Look, I'm just saying: those Skeletal Ferrymen in Elden Ring aren't doing anything wrong. D is just a reactionary extremist who won't leave them alone to enjoy their best Life in Death.
Given that nightmare horse is hostile to Gaston AND spawns these blood monsters, yeah we're going down THE HOLE.