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Sunday, December 4 2022 - 4:43 AM
By: Neoriceisgood

Options.

[In front of you are two viable paths]

> Giant Creepy Meathole
> A strange monochrome skeletal ferryman, beckoning for you to board.

[which option do you choose?]

34664: Fan - Sunday, December 4 2022 - 4:49 AM

Why did my thoughts immediately went to the ferryman in Castlevania?

And without content, I would choose the hole.

34669: Tom - Sunday, December 4 2022 - 7:02 AM

Charon is pretty cool, let's go for a ride.

34674: Gils - Sunday, December 4 2022 - 8:21 AM

hole. Don't trust strange ferrying to the land of death

34686: Paintr - Sunday, December 4 2022 - 10:03 AM

Meathole, the laws of physics have only rarely betrayed me.

34690: Dubu - Sunday, December 4 2022 - 11:03 AM

Maybe that destiny is death by exsanguination knowing Gaston, so meathole sounds less deadly.

34712: noname - Sunday, December 4 2022 - 2:28 PM

Look, I'm just saying: those Skeletal Ferrymen in Elden Ring aren't doing anything wrong. D is just a reactionary extremist who won't leave them alone to enjoy their best Life in Death.

34730: Keinname - Monday, December 5 2022 - 12:57 AM

Given that nightmare horse is hostile to Gaston AND spawns these blood monsters, yeah we're going down THE HOLE.


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