Donk.

Sudden flaccidity.

Burk did call this sword a water sword.. and Burk called himself a rock

:D Oh, no! The poor sword... Maybe wood wasn't the perfect material after all...

If a stone is weak to water depends on the amount of time, the water is given to destroy the rock xD

Nice that the birds are still sitting there and watching xD

Don't you just hate it when you can't get it up? I don't know whats wrong! It's always worked just fine before!

Does Burk have the same anti-magic properties as gold?