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Wednesday, January 19 2022 - 4:23 AM
By: Neoriceisgood

Just standing there.

Stab its weak point for massive damage!

29563: noname - Wednesday, January 19 2022 - 4:53 AM

Oh god, it is a statue, isn't it? Paintr called it!

29564: Tom - Wednesday, January 19 2022 - 4:57 AM

I've never been more terrified of a pair of legs.

29565: Liack - Wednesday, January 19 2022 - 5:36 AM

Neo, don't you mean "Nail its head"? :P

29566: Briggs - Wednesday, January 19 2022 - 5:59 AM

Careful or it my get a leg up on you, like all the legs.

29567: Zyzyzyryxy - Wednesday, January 19 2022 - 7:01 AM

While it indeed looks like a statue, pink lines on it (arteries?) look very suspiciously like something living. I'll still go with Burk's horror about lost pants.

29568: UnknownID - Wednesday, January 19 2022 - 8:11 AM

Would be funny if it is just a statue :D But a statue would have taken damage from the bullets if it's not out of a super hard material which can withstand bullets... Also the pink lines are not very statuelike...

29570: giovanni - Wednesday, January 19 2022 - 10:03 AM

its a statue

29571: Saiko - Wednesday, January 19 2022 - 2:49 PM

It's a living statue. When they expect it least it will come to life startling them, and then ask them for a few dimes.


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