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Monday, December 20 2021 - 12:00 AM
By: Neoriceisgood

Oh right.

Have fun with that, Noah.

29117: -D- - Monday, December 20 2021 - 12:16 AM

Geez, Noah, if only school taught you a way to jump longer. Like across a river or something.

Oh, wait. It did.

29118: Zyzyzyryxy - Monday, December 20 2021 - 12:49 AM

And, after this story arc is complete, Noah becomes a wanted fugitive in the empire for desertion, as witnessed by two secret police officers.

29119: Tom - Monday, December 20 2021 - 1:23 AM

We were doing so well with your relevance development, Noah.

So well.

29120: Baprr - Monday, December 20 2021 - 2:28 AM

Time to break out your powers and hop into a nightmare or die. I bet the monsters share the dreamspace with their creator.

29121: Zet - Monday, December 20 2021 - 2:30 AM

I wouldn't be surprised to see Noah developing an invisibility spirit ability now out of sheer desparation...

29122: Whispers of Sorrow - Monday, December 20 2021 - 3:05 AM

Whelp, looks like the radar's options are: Jump down and try using spirit powers to survive the fall (that'd take effort and may attract more nightmares), try to hide with spirit mask (effort again, untested against eyes), try rope climbing (it's a longer drop than the ladder) and waiting for the monsters and being eaten.

He's going to wait for them isn't he? Might work out if he uses his power... I mean, yeah, he'd be chased by nightmares, but isn't that happening already?

As for these secret police idiots, does anyone really expect to accomplish anything at this point? They have near empty guns, stealth appears to be an anathema to them, they've been separated from the most competent person around (Nail) and have the worst delusions of adequacy I've ever seen.

29123: someone - Monday, December 20 2021 - 3:22 AM

Sometimes I miss the smug Noah from APTGG. He was at least somewhat proactive.

Hopefully, Nail is in da house and will jump through the broken trapdoor and toss Noah to the other roof.

29124: Joe - Monday, December 20 2021 - 3:30 AM

Hahaha, nice

29126: Dark Souls font: - Monday, December 20 2021 - 3:41 AM

YOU DIED

29127: UnknownID - Monday, December 20 2021 - 4:17 AM

Poor Noah... Locked on a roof with no real chances to escape. This would be the perfect moment for Nail to reapear :D

29128: Kiithnaras - Monday, December 20 2021 - 5:13 AM

Come on, Noah, it's quite literally Do or Die time.

29129: noname - Monday, December 20 2021 - 6:04 AM

@-D-
Well, they TRIED to teach him that at least. I seem to recall that Noah's solution to that was to lie down on the river and wait for the current to carry him to the other side.

29130: Moe - Monday, December 20 2021 - 11:41 AM

This is the most Noah that Noah has ever been.

29131: Sporf - Monday, December 20 2021 - 8:51 PM

@ whispers. I actually do expect the JSP to make it to Chernyl, they seem to have a secret up their sleeve still and have infact proven themselves to be adequate. Unfortunately, adequate is all they are and I suspect that it will not be enough when facing the extraordinary power they face and whatever they plan to do against Chernyl will fail without Nail's help.

29132: Tomtomy - Monday, December 20 2021 - 10:57 PM

I'm betting it's going to be just Noah and Nail fighting to get to reach Chernyl, with maybe Noel when the other group fails spectacularly. Nail fails to kill Chernyl and Noah gets traumatized invading Chernyl's mind to save the day. Noel should survive, otherwise there wouldn't have much of a point bringing him here.

I do hope the secret police dies though. They're everything that's bad with the empire.

29133: Whispers of Sorrow - Tuesday, December 21 2021 - 12:40 AM

@noname: At the time I thought he was scheming to avoid being a magic soldier, hence the floating. Oh how little did I know.


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