I was gonna complement the man on giving a presentation but then I actually looked at his chalkboard.
25754: Tom - Wednesday, May 12 2021 - 12:54 AM
Now I wonder what Burk's question would've been.
I'm not sure whether or not I want to understand the blackboard explanation.
25755: Tor - Wednesday, May 12 2021 - 1:09 AM
Bwahahahaha!
Nailed it indeed :D
25756: someone - Wednesday, May 12 2021 - 2:20 AM
Looks like "the woman with hips like a Livarian blimp" was mentioned again.
25757: Franz - Wednesday, May 12 2021 - 5:23 AM
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25758: Storm - Wednesday, May 12 2021 - 6:09 AM
Guessing that the right half of the board is comparing sword girth to bust size..
Okay, so to review:
Candidate #1 introduced herself as "infamous and feared", assumed she got the job, tried to decline the presumed acceptance, revealed she had 2 reprimands, then threatened the interviewers.
Candidate #2 immediately demanded the job as restitution, which Burk immediately accepted.. while drooling.. presented his credentials, then *also* threatened the interviewers.
Candidate #3 was one of those people who presented their name as not-a-name, then.. did an interpretative dance. Then smashed a rock.
Candidate #4 brought a chalk board, then.. drew boobs.
25759: Storm - Wednesday, May 12 2021 - 6:13 AM
Oh, whoops! I meant Candidate #5 drew boobs.
Or maybe Candidate #8 drew boobs, because Candidates #5, #6, and #7 were clones (or something) of Candidate #4, depending on if you buy into them being "real people with agency and free will".
25760: FuzzyZergling - Wednesday, May 12 2021 - 6:47 AM
Storm, you forgot Candidate #3.5, who tried to trick the interviewers into hiring him multiple times.
25761: Agent_Cook - Wednesday, May 12 2021 - 10:07 AM
Burk is horrified.
I don't think we've ever seen Burk being horrified befire
25762: UnknownID - Wednesday, May 12 2021 - 12:59 PM
The small but important difference between the audiance doesn't ask question because they liked your presentation and everything is clear to them and the they just want you to stop talking :D
25763: Paintr - Wednesday, May 12 2021 - 3:12 PM
I think we've only seen that face right before he nearly or actually takes a heavy blow.
In this case it must have been psychological.
25764: Tor - Wednesday, May 12 2021 - 4:22 PM
Well. The conclusion is clear. They absolutely have to hire this guy.
Why you say? Well the chance is absolutely 0% that he is part of the conspiracy.
25765: Storm - Wednesday, May 12 2021 - 7:35 PM
@FuzzyZergling:
Seems like opinions might be divided between if Candidate #3.5's clones were "real people with agency and free will", making it arguable that they were 1 or 4 candidates in all.
But when I was listing them, I may've, for a moment, accidentally slipped into a third interpretation: that neither the "original" nor the clones were "real people".
'cause, hey, maybe the first one's actually just a clone too. =P
I was gonna complement the man on giving a presentation but then I actually looked at his chalkboard.
Now I wonder what Burk's question would've been.
I'm not sure whether or not I want to understand the blackboard explanation.
Bwahahahaha!
Nailed it indeed :D
Looks like "the woman with hips like a Livarian blimp" was mentioned again.
...
Guessing that the right half of the board is comparing sword girth to bust size..
Okay, so to review:
Candidate #1 introduced herself as "infamous and feared", assumed she got the job, tried to decline the presumed acceptance, revealed she had 2 reprimands, then threatened the interviewers.
Candidate #2 immediately demanded the job as restitution, which Burk immediately accepted.. while drooling.. presented his credentials, then *also* threatened the interviewers.
Candidate #3 was one of those people who presented their name as not-a-name, then.. did an interpretative dance. Then smashed a rock.
Candidate #4 brought a chalk board, then.. drew boobs.
Oh, whoops! I meant Candidate #5 drew boobs.
Or maybe Candidate #8 drew boobs, because Candidates #5, #6, and #7 were clones (or something) of Candidate #4, depending on if you buy into them being "real people with agency and free will".
Storm, you forgot Candidate #3.5, who tried to trick the interviewers into hiring him multiple times.
Burk is horrified.
I don't think we've ever seen Burk being horrified befire
The small but important difference between the audiance doesn't ask question because they liked your presentation and everything is clear to them and the they just want you to stop talking :D
I think we've only seen that face right before he nearly or actually takes a heavy blow.
In this case it must have been psychological.
Well. The conclusion is clear. They absolutely have to hire this guy.
Why you say? Well the chance is absolutely 0% that he is part of the conspiracy.
@FuzzyZergling:
Seems like opinions might be divided between if Candidate #3.5's clones were "real people with agency and free will", making it arguable that they were 1 or 4 candidates in all.
But when I was listing them, I may've, for a moment, accidentally slipped into a third interpretation: that neither the "original" nor the clones were "real people".
'cause, hey, maybe the first one's actually just a clone too. =P