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Friday, February 9 2018 - 12:00 AM
By: Neoriceisgood

Fight rules!

Bonus updates for the coming weekend, enjoy!

Let's see how this all goes down.

16052: Sid - Friday, February 9 2018 - 12:01 AM

Bonus updates? How will you maintain your 250+ page buffer!?

16053: Atlas - Friday, February 9 2018 - 12:01 AM

COMMENCE BURK!

16054: Glennard - Friday, February 9 2018 - 12:02 AM

*Grabs popcorn* Dis gon be gud.

16055: Mynomedeplume - Friday, February 9 2018 - 12:11 AM

Well, it was nice knowing you Piper, see you after you've been knocked down a few pegs. Or knocked out. That said...

Alright folks, place your bets!

Does the obvious happen and are we treated to a satisfying bit of Burk being Burk or does Neo surprise everyone and have Piper win just to keep us on our toes? And if Burk does Burk things you can go double or nothing and bet whether Piper actually admits to being wrong or just doubles down on denial?

PLACE YOUR BETS!

16056: Alcemon - Friday, February 9 2018 - 12:15 AM

Burk considers Pablo his buddy already...awww

16057: someone - Friday, February 9 2018 - 12:45 AM

Well I guess we're going to see what's better, burk's burking, or piper's.... pipering?

16058: Sid - Friday, February 9 2018 - 12:48 AM

@Mynomedeplume I'm putting all my sheckles on Burk.

On a side note, woah these comments are gettin fast

16059: Atlas - Friday, February 9 2018 - 12:49 AM

@Mynomedeplume I'm gonna double down on the double down.

16062: MatthewTheLucky - Friday, February 9 2018 - 1:47 AM

@Alcemon All party members are friends after completing at least one quest together, it's mandatory.

16063: whitemanpt - Friday, February 9 2018 - 3:21 AM

moe's fight was short i imagine this will be the same

16064: Franz - Friday, February 9 2018 - 3:23 AM

I'm betting on the third way. Pablo will interrupt this childish nonsense and put the team back on track for the mission.

16065: Daran - Friday, February 9 2018 - 3:27 AM

@MatthewTheLucky: Well I played evil once and got their trust. Then murdered them all in their sleep to get their loot. Friendship is magic ... or in my case epic l00t.

16066: barony - Friday, February 9 2018 - 3:57 AM

I like how between the fire and the flame there are 2 sheep that are totally fine with what's happening with Burk and Piper.
"Hey George you see those two guys in fire?"
"Yeah Steve, what about them?"
"They just set Todd and Lucy on fire."
"Shut up and eat your grass Steve."

16067: Cluedrew - Friday, February 9 2018 - 5:02 AM

On panel 5 (third last): Piper there is a thought there you should stop to think before continuing.

@Mynomedeplume: I'm not a gambler, but what are your odds on Pablo stops the fight after it has been decided in Burk's favour, but before he gets the hit in. I feel that Piper realizing she lost but Burk acting like it was a draw would be the funniest outcome.

16068: MatthewTheLucky - Friday, February 9 2018 - 5:12 AM

@barony those are flowers

16069: Mynomedeplume - Friday, February 9 2018 - 7:20 AM

@Sid: Sheckles? What are you trying to pull, we only deal in internet points here sir. That said that's a pretty hefty bet, I better go make sure I'm covered.

@Cluedrew: Ooh, playing the long odds, eh? Well it feels like your going with the double down (Burk wins but Piper refuses to acknowledge it) but with an additional rider if Burk not technically winning... I will give you 4 to 1 odds, can't afford to go any higher.

@Atlas: What is with you high rollers? I got mouths to feed and internet points don't grow on trees. If you want those 4 to 1 odds I can place you on the same rider as Clewdrew.

16070: Mystik - Friday, February 9 2018 - 7:40 AM

@Matthew
Nope, there are three sheep in the background of the first panel. The middle onā€™s at the bottom of the panel right between Piper and Burk

Thanks for the updates Neorice! I was wooried Iā€™d have to wait.

16071: Straightbackward - Friday, February 9 2018 - 7:46 AM

Aw yeah, increased updates during a fight AND a weekend! Neo knowns us too well!!

After reading some comments I've reached the conclussion that whatever Neo surprises us with should cut down on Piper's ego.

16072: Nick - Friday, February 9 2018 - 8:00 AM

Pretty sure there's only one person who ~doesn't~ know how this is gonna go down

16073: Agent Cook - Friday, February 9 2018 - 8:23 AM

I honestly would like to see burk lose for once. Then again, maybe not against piper

16074: Bisected - Friday, February 9 2018 - 9:35 AM

This is clearly how Burk makes friends. Pablo's lucky he's a diplomat.

16075: Saiko - Friday, February 9 2018 - 10:37 AM

I also think the fight will be interrupted. Probably when Pablo or his host notice the glow of the blaze in the window.

Or maybe the angry shepherd comes and beats them all, like it's the final days.

16076: anonymous coward - Friday, February 9 2018 - 11:31 AM

@Mynomedeplume
I see Piper in a decent three point stance in the last panel. Maybe I'll put pi internet points on her winning, what is the odds/payout for that?

16077: Nitro - Friday, February 9 2018 - 11:51 AM

I find it funny how unfathomable to Piper it is that someone might win throught physical might

16078: Cluedrew - Friday, February 9 2018 - 1:25 PM

@Mynomedeplume: OK, I will put one bet on "Fight interrupted by Pablo between it becoming obvious to both he will win and him actually winning."

Signed: Cluedrew (had fun)

16079: Guest - Friday, February 9 2018 - 1:35 PM

I bet one haiku on Piper.

Third law of motion...
Idol hits Burk's fist with its face!
Win is technical.

It is a solid "hit" not solid damage. It is just how the thing is struck rather than how it reacts to being struck. So if something hits Burk's Fist with the force of Burk's Fist then that is, I am sure, unanimously a solid hit in the target, and thus it is, by necessity a solid "hit" on Burk's Fist even if Fist ignores that "hit". Given that Burk's fist is technically part of Burk, and the idols are not technically a part of piper, if Burk punches one with a solid hit, then Burk loses...

16080: Mynomedeplume - Friday, February 9 2018 - 7:27 PM

@anonymous coward: The Piper payout is 2 to 1, giving you approximately a 6.28318530718 internet point payout.

@Cluedrew: Thank you sir for your bet of $500 on Goldolphin college. (Bonus internet points if you know the reference)

@Guest: I accept your bet
2 to 1 is the payout
Burk,do your thing.

16081: orangetree - Friday, February 9 2018 - 9:59 PM

Well, I do suppose this is a creative way to speed Pablo up.

16088: orangetree - Saturday, February 10 2018 - 1:27 AM

Well, I do suppose this is a creative way to speed Pablo up.

42416: Mars - Wednesday, June 26 2024 - 6:34 AM

Your fire looks so pretty, the art in this comic is so neat!


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