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Monday, June 26 2017 - 12:00 AM
By: Neoriceisgood

Rock and a Hard Place.

Oh yeah, there's two of these guys.

Not looking so fresh there, Ariara.

13094: Saiko - Monday, June 26 2017 - 12:17 AM

The redhead golem will ask Ariara nicely to reconsider the offer, I'm sure.

Also, if I were this blonde guy, I would at least try to show different emotions in faces of my sculptures. So far they are quite restricted, and mostly show different states of disbelief. Why not alluring smiles for example? Or grief? Or anger? Be an artist, blonde!

13095: burkfan - Monday, June 26 2017 - 12:29 AM

finish her

13096: Alcemon - Monday, June 26 2017 - 12:32 AM

Caught between the golden needle and the rocky wall. Things are looking grim.

13097: Scarred Wrable - Monday, June 26 2017 - 2:46 AM


well straight murder is still on the table then

I seem to recall Judge had a plan to defeat ole goldielocks so maybe if he gets his amulet back he could be a proper challenge

13098: 0Anesthetic4u - Monday, June 26 2017 - 3:47 AM

Well if Ariara is not feeling so fresh, maybe she needs to Douche... BA! DUM! TSCH!!!

13099: Whispers of Sorrow - Monday, June 26 2017 - 4:15 AM

I'm not counting Ariara out yet, this isn't the first time it's looked like she was doomed. Also, she's surrounded by the judge's armour...

13100: Bisected - Monday, June 26 2017 - 4:38 AM

Not exactly a golden opportunity.

13101: Tom - Monday, June 26 2017 - 4:49 AM

Y'know, for once I think I'm okay with NOT finding out about this new magic power.

Good God, Neo, you continue to impress non-stop.

13102: 2ndShade - Monday, June 26 2017 - 5:03 AM

Well things are looking grim, but this series is called "Burk" not "The Misadventures of The Rock Terminator and The Somehow Son of King Midias" so I think we're fine.

13103: Darius Drake - Monday, June 26 2017 - 5:41 AM

It's Crystal Clobbering Time! Now all the crystal man made from a crystal skeleton needs to do is throw the metal bender lady into her construction in a manner that destroys it. After that, we can learn how Burk's Mother is related to the most feared criminal organisation in the world (the leader of which somehow isn't near the top of 10 most wanted criminals, unless their leader is the number 1 spot. We don't know much about him yet, and he IS in the area).

13104: pkrcel - Monday, June 26 2017 - 6:15 AM

Burk's got a plan....let's see how it rolls out.

Also on the news, he lifted up two men with one arm....

13105: Mapsal - Monday, June 26 2017 - 6:22 AM

The series isn't called "Burk", it's called "Hero Oh Hero", so it's possible the comic is about "The Misadventures of The Rock Terminator and The Somehow Son of King Midias"

13106: GhostlyYorick - Monday, June 26 2017 - 1:39 PM

In a 2D world you can only run in 2 directions...

13113: random - Tuesday, June 27 2017 - 4:37 PM


Yep, you could say that to solve the current situation they might need some ... perspective. (Badum-tsss)

13114: Storm - Tuesday, June 27 2017 - 5:12 PM

Huh, I wonder what the Terminator's planning to do? If he planned to kill her here without doing anything else first, he'd probably have just kept beating her down until she was dead.

If he was a sadist, he might want to torture her or gloat, but that doesn't seem to be his character so far.

If he wanted to avoid killing her, he could try demanding the Judge's magic source again. Presumably Ariara's more likely to take him seriously now.

If he's planned to kill her anyway, he might be giving her a moment to make her peace.

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