I want to see them, her toes...

I figure it's hard to make human-looking toes at her low resolution. They must all share the same pixel after all!

I can help but be drawn to that grey object behind the house...

"President Nero"
I sense another meaningful name, after that character named "Doyle".

Sounds like a legitimate profession.

so i imagine he tried to dip his left foot in the water at the start...

Death trap? Yes. But it's all worth it to keep the visitors away and the slaves inside. It's called splendid isolation.

Dismantler, eh? I have a feeling that Tobi B. King is going to be teaching them a thing or two about dis/reassembly.