Well, of all the things I was expecting... That wasn't really one of them.

But then again, this one is honestly the most realistic in terms of being a creature sourced from dreams.

they're fucked

They were walking in the night
And they saw nothing scary.
For they have never been afraid
Of anything. Not very.

I would be genuinely excited to see an earnest horror reinterpretation of the Pale Green Pants with Nobody Inside Them.

Momma had a chicken,
Momma had a cow ...

The nightmare of the missing pants.

I've had that one.

Look at those legs (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) !

I've had nightmares like that... And if this nightmare is anything like my nightmare, they are SO utterly fucked.

Leg so hot.
Hot hot leg.
Leg so hot u fry an eg.

@random - Bless you.

Is that Burk's horror? If it is half as powerful as Burk himself, they are gone for good.

Not to disparage the secret police's intelligence, but did they maybe just shoot what was left of a statue?

My guy has become the leg day.

Everybody gangsta til the pants start walking

Ah, we're moving to less blatant nightmares.
The most interesting ones

But what if it is just a statue? That would be twist, but so is a legless stone nightmare.
I can't use genre savvy to tell...