Noah is basically me, every time it was time for lunch at school... Unfortunately, "eat by myself" was never an option; the closest I could get to that was sitting by an unoccupied table in a corner.
On the plus side, living in Scandinavia means that we got free all-you-can-eat buffets at school, and wasn't some junk food, either, but actual, proper meals.
You NEED to get your shit together, America. Bernie Sanders was, like, your best option, but bullying Joe into complying with progressives in the future is a close second.
@noname First we need to destroy Mcconnell's phylactery, but we're trying.
It would've been nice to be able to eat by oneself back in the day. Or even have an empty table in the corner. Nope, community paranoia dictated that all students would eat in the cramped, common space. Awkward kids had to pick tables where they'd suffer least, or get yelled at by the lunch ladies for sneaking off. Hmm.
Has it been established how much older Kimberly is than the rest? We know he's not a student, but is he like college age or... I dunno, forty?
@MatthewTheLucky Eh, I say you can bully Joe and destroy McConnell at the same time... But it is true that you really, really do have to destroy Mitch as well. Make sure you know the location of his coffin so that you can stake him at the same time... Also, maybe throw some dip at him as well, just for safety's sake -- I'm not entirely sure that he isn't Judge Doom in disguise.
@aname At my school I think we had, like, 15 tables to sit at with each table having about 6-8 chairs, plus a big theatre stage at one end that the awkward kids could sit at if they promised to behave. (When the lunch hall wasn't used for meals, it was where the theatre classes had their recitals; the eating space was literally built to house an entire audience. Incidentally, it also served double duty as our public voting hall during election years.)
My school had a separate room for the socially awkward. The medium awkward would show up on days it served better food than the cafeteria. I usually avoided that because I always had a lunch and it was for kids who might not have a lunch at all. Man I miss that place.