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Thursday, July 21 2016 - 3:55 AM
By: Neoriceisgood

Diplomatic Arsenal.

All of these items have diplomatic uses.

It just happens they also have use when annoying rogues.

9786: DeltaPangaea - Thursday, July 21 2016 - 4:31 AM

Has anyone compiled a list of all the Diplomatic Weapons seen so far?

And do you actually have a list you've written in advance, or are you just winging it?

9787: Bisected - Thursday, July 21 2016 - 4:43 AM

New Diplomatic Weapons as the Plot Demands?

9788: Neoriceisgood - Thursday, July 21 2016 - 4:48 AM


There's a large chunk that I've already designed in advance, but I do have a few slots in his arsenal open for possible funny future ideas. :)


I try to be a bit careful not to deus ex- it. If one of Pablo's diplomatic weapons would outright save the day in a dire situation I'd probably stick to the ones already introduced in lighter situations like the current pages. :)

9789: Katz - Thursday, July 21 2016 - 6:47 AM

Weapon #41.5? Why .5?

9790: Carpet Connors - Thursday, July 21 2016 - 7:40 AM

Can you draw up a class sheet for the diplomat class for D&D 5e? I want that to be a thing!

9791: giovanni - Thursday, July 21 2016 - 7:46 AM

most of these are pretty funny in execution :)

9792: Tom - Thursday, July 21 2016 - 12:08 PM

Pablo is the Batman of diplomats.

Also, whoever designed the castle did NOT think of keeping important rooms low-key.

Hoping for a decoy, here.

9793: Jack Morgan - Thursday, July 21 2016 - 2:00 PM

I've been trying to think of diplomatic uses for all his Diplomatic Weapons, and so far I'm at a loss for all but number 1, Money, and 8, his banner.

But I guess self-defense could be considered a diplomatic use, as he can't do his diplomat thing if he's dead or otherwise incapacitated.

9794: Anonymous Person - Thursday, July 21 2016 - 4:10 PM

@Jack Morgan
Spare Diplomat: Foil assassinations
Red Carpet: To announce himself when the host country refuses to
Anti-Gravy boots: to prevent his humiliation and therefore the humiliation of his country
Hat: Foil assassinations, also, look cool
Flower shower: Impress any ladies? I'll admit, that one is a doozy

9795: Neoriceisgood - Thursday, July 21 2016 - 4:14 PM

@Anonymous Person

All variants of diplomatic weapon 41 are various forms of confetti that might be used during festivals or unexpected ceremonies like weddings that may take place during a diplomatic encounter.

The flower variant is just one of the ones most viable as a weapon against rogues.

19269: SuperJedi224 - Wednesday, February 20 2019 - 7:52 PM

@Carpet Connors I've actually started writing one up for Pathfinder recently.

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