Oh, so Burk is running away? Or is this a strategy?
37412: Fan - Monday, June 19 2023 - 5:34 PM
So all this time Morty was nothing more then an horny nerd who was simping on a spirit to the point of willing becoming her pet.
37413: K - Monday, June 19 2023 - 10:50 PM
Burk Vs IcelandBall! LETS GOOOO!
37414: random - Tuesday, June 20 2023 - 12:54 AM
With each new appearance, I like Morty less and less. He deserves a shoe to the face in every last will he is included.
37415: omni001 - Tuesday, June 20 2023 - 3:46 AM
Well yeah obviously, who would ever mistake you for competition with the cat.
37416: nullum - Tuesday, June 20 2023 - 3:59 AM
@random
"And one for Morty and the wimp."
(Morty gets booted twice.)
37417: Strannik - Tuesday, June 20 2023 - 4:49 AM
Bravely running away ? this is so Monthy Python.
The problem with this strategy is that this time, there's no tree.
37419: Franz - Tuesday, June 20 2023 - 6:23 AM
He is clearly doing as advised by the caterpillar man
37420: Saiko - Tuesday, June 20 2023 - 7:12 AM
Yeah, it's not a standard Burk strategy, he follows the Evyle esper tips. Whether that would be successful or not is a question, though. You can't really trust the bitch, she could set up Burk just for fun.
37421: someone - Tuesday, June 20 2023 - 7:18 AM
Yeah, Morty, you're not real competition to the cat. At least a cat is inherently cute and cuddly.
37422: player_03 - Tuesday, June 20 2023 - 8:48 AM
At the end of the Morty fight, someone pointed out that Burk does way less collateral damage than most of the heroes he fights.
I have to wonder if that's intentional, and the reason he's saying "time to bravely run away" is because one of the mini-Burks told him the orb is about to start causing collateral damage.
37423: Bogg - Tuesday, June 20 2023 - 8:57 AM
Oh booh! We're just being teased, dragging out the vital question of if Burk can punch spirits or not? Tease...
37424: Sloss - Tuesday, June 20 2023 - 9:10 AM
Burk always manages to surprise us
37425: Melany - Tuesday, June 20 2023 - 10:18 AM
Hm. The fact that Burk doesn't just deck Vonney in the face means he probably can't actually punch spirits.
Unless there is some kind of complicated mindgame going on.
37426: Tom - Tuesday, June 20 2023 - 10:21 AM
Leave it to Burk to figure out in less than 5 seconds that direct confrontation is a no-go.
I wonder how he'll use the terrain to his advantage.
37427: Zed - Tuesday, June 20 2023 - 10:49 AM
So far, Vonesperda actively protected/showed concern for Mr Mittens, while simply told Morty "move and don't die".
37428: TaranAlvein - Tuesday, June 20 2023 - 11:26 AM
@player_03: Well, Burk DID comment to Skystroke Hero that "Everyone I fight seems to enjoy causing property damage" as his "last words", so I'd say it probably is. He's a very considerate hero.
37429: Hopefighter - Tuesday, June 20 2023 - 12:18 PM
Brave sir Burk ran away,
Bravely ran away away.
When danger reared it's ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes, brave Sir Burk turned about
And gallantly he chickened out.
Swiftly taking to his feet
He beat a very brave retreat.
Bravest of the brave, Sir Burk!
37430: Thursday - Tuesday, June 20 2023 - 12:58 PM
poor Morty all he wanted to do was simp
37431: Eight - Tuesday, June 20 2023 - 1:10 PM
Massive collateral damage incoming...
37432: Mohegan - Tuesday, June 20 2023 - 1:53 PM
Morty is still the main target. If he’s incapacitated, the contracts fade, and Vonny is a lot less deadly. Burk can’t get to him directly while fighting her. Or can he?… :P
37433: swordspree - Tuesday, June 20 2023 - 3:40 PM
Did Burk learn to fight from the Joestars?
Because I think he is going make spirit lady the "collateral"
37434: Virovac - Tuesday, June 20 2023 - 9:53 PM
Mr Terrific from DC comics should sue for trademark infringment/ J
37435: Violet - Tuesday, June 20 2023 - 10:43 PM
He's running, but he still doesn't look scared. Or even inconvenienced, really.
37454: Beshkhen - Wednesday, June 21 2023 - 4:56 PM
Ahhh. I see what’s going to happen. I bet he can’t actually hurt her, or do so easily. I bet he’s going to “collateral damage†her.
Oh, so Burk is running away? Or is this a strategy?
So all this time Morty was nothing more then an horny nerd who was simping on a spirit to the point of willing becoming her pet.
Burk Vs IcelandBall! LETS GOOOO!
With each new appearance, I like Morty less and less. He deserves a shoe to the face in every last will he is included.
Well yeah obviously, who would ever mistake you for competition with the cat.
@random
"And one for Morty and the wimp."
(Morty gets booted twice.)
Bravely running away ? this is so Monthy Python.
The problem with this strategy is that this time, there's no tree.
He is clearly doing as advised by the caterpillar man
Yeah, it's not a standard Burk strategy, he follows the Evyle esper tips. Whether that would be successful or not is a question, though. You can't really trust the bitch, she could set up Burk just for fun.
Yeah, Morty, you're not real competition to the cat. At least a cat is inherently cute and cuddly.
At the end of the Morty fight, someone pointed out that Burk does way less collateral damage than most of the heroes he fights.
I have to wonder if that's intentional, and the reason he's saying "time to bravely run away" is because one of the mini-Burks told him the orb is about to start causing collateral damage.
Oh booh! We're just being teased, dragging out the vital question of if Burk can punch spirits or not? Tease...
Burk always manages to surprise us
Hm. The fact that Burk doesn't just deck Vonney in the face means he probably can't actually punch spirits.
Unless there is some kind of complicated mindgame going on.
Leave it to Burk to figure out in less than 5 seconds that direct confrontation is a no-go.
I wonder how he'll use the terrain to his advantage.
So far, Vonesperda actively protected/showed concern for Mr Mittens, while simply told Morty "move and don't die".
@player_03: Well, Burk DID comment to Skystroke Hero that "Everyone I fight seems to enjoy causing property damage" as his "last words", so I'd say it probably is. He's a very considerate hero.
Brave sir Burk ran away,
Bravely ran away away.
When danger reared it's ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes, brave Sir Burk turned about
And gallantly he chickened out.
Swiftly taking to his feet
He beat a very brave retreat.
Bravest of the brave, Sir Burk!
poor Morty all he wanted to do was simp
Massive collateral damage incoming...
Morty is still the main target. If he’s incapacitated, the contracts fade, and Vonny is a lot less deadly. Burk can’t get to him directly while fighting her. Or can he?… :P
Did Burk learn to fight from the Joestars?
Because I think he is going make spirit lady the "collateral"
Mr Terrific from DC comics should sue for trademark infringment/ J
He's running, but he still doesn't look scared. Or even inconvenienced, really.
Ahhh. I see what’s going to happen. I bet he can’t actually hurt her, or do so easily. I bet he’s going to “collateral damage†her.