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Saturday, August 12 2017 - 1:56 AM
By: Neoriceisgood

Aristocrat v.s. Pirate.

Well that went about as well as anyone expected.

13794: Jack - Saturday, August 12 2017 - 2:08 AM

She's one of the most wanted criminals in the world. The first we see of her, she's flying a metal boat.
He's a rich idiot that relies on his magic punch. I doubt he actually has any sort of combat skill.
I somewhat doubt he even knows how to use a sword properly, he left himself wide open with that thrust. He acts tough but that's purely ego.
Never stood a chance really.

13795: Bisected - Saturday, August 12 2017 - 3:57 AM

I guess it wasn't enough of an edge.

13797: Tom - Saturday, August 12 2017 - 4:29 AM

@Bisected - You have to admit she has a point.

13800: Darius Drake - Saturday, August 12 2017 - 4:42 AM

The Aristocrat actually did better than what I expected. He got a few swings in and had her dodge a couple of times before she took him out. Sure, it was basically her humouring him, but still.

13805: Fluffynator - Saturday, August 12 2017 - 7:02 AM

I don't think anyone expected that to work

13807: Kiithnaras - Saturday, August 12 2017 - 9:19 AM

To be honest, that went better than I expected.

I expected him to be crushed by girders.

13808: Candor Zofain - Saturday, August 12 2017 - 4:07 PM

Since she's holding the sword, does that mean Burk can safely extract Pablo from his imminent demise?

13809: Neoriceisgood - Saturday, August 12 2017 - 4:14 PM

@Candor Zofain

Gold doesn't disable magic entirely, it just isn't affected by magic itself.

13810: anonymous coward - Saturday, August 12 2017 - 7:07 PM

"He's not the Hero the readers want, but he's the Hero the readers deserve."

So, we deserve a hero that's self-absorbed, delusional, and incapable of heroing, eh?


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