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Wednesday, December 7 2016 - 2:35 AM
By: Neoriceisgood

An easy victory..?

This is why Burk fights nude! >:C

11328: Bisected - Wednesday, December 7 2016 - 4:10 AM

Trousers are a curse!

11329: Tom - Wednesday, December 7 2016 - 4:46 AM

Interesting. I figured out the part where "Ariara controls metal + the judge's armor is made of metal = rekt", but didn't consider how the Mage Baron beat her before.

11330: giovanni - Wednesday, December 7 2016 - 5:50 AM

the mage baron doesn't have metal on him
also, chapter end!

11331: Zed - Wednesday, December 7 2016 - 6:47 AM

It's pretty obvious the Baron took the Burk route and stripped only to his whitey tighties.

This, in turn, makes him Burk's ultimate rival. A being of similar attire and might, so to speak.

11332: Kiithnaras - Wednesday, December 7 2016 - 2:00 PM

@Zed - Except for the fact that, you know, he's been turned to solid gold. Oops. Maybe he'll Get Better.

11333: charliebone - Wednesday, December 7 2016 - 2:41 PM

Neorice, please please do a holiday daily update bonus or something. We'll be good, I promise!

I love how the General is just "the General" and nobody calls him anything else!

11334: Neoriceisgood - Wednesday, December 7 2016 - 3:26 PM


Except Ariara, who lovingly calls him Handlebars.

Also with regards to bonus updates: It's probably gonna take a while to get my buffer up in gear after the month long bonus updates we had before. So I'll see.

11335: TheMasterOG - Wednesday, December 7 2016 - 7:11 PM

So basically the more naked you are the better your chances of winning against ariara are?

11336: Leo - Wednesday, December 7 2016 - 10:01 PM

A new chapter, ending on such a cliffhanger. I'm really excited to see how Pablo and Burk save the day!

11337: Saiko - Wednesday, December 7 2016 - 11:47 PM

The problem is not the trousers themselves. The problem is the belt, which usually has a piece of metal. Just this one element would be enough to gain victory for Ariara in most fights against men, because proper belt can hold the weight of its wearer (and can be used to hang said wearer, for example).

I suppose Burk does his business without much attire just to get rid of excessive weight, which would slow him down.

11338: BiscuitCookie - Thursday, December 8 2016 - 1:30 AM

Hey neorice, mind cleaning up the rss feed so it doesn't show ALL you updates. Every time I try to open it it lags pretty hard.

11339: Neoriceisgood - Thursday, December 8 2016 - 3:43 AM


I have no idea how to do that, I'll ask Penguin.

11340: Jack Morgan - Thursday, December 8 2016 - 8:19 AM

Hmm... that does seem to be quite the problem for the Judge, but everyone seems to be forgetting two things:
1) The Judge knows that she's coming, thanks to that one guard.
2) The Judge has some fairly powerful magic. While Magneto- er, Ariara can control his armor, he can probably chuck a few spells right back, unless his entire magical arsenal requires hand gestures.

TheMasterOG: Not quite, as that would leave you very vulnerable to those swords she has floating around, and any other metal tool of death around. It's just that if you wear full metal armor, you lose by default.

11368: The_Squished_Elf - Monday, December 12 2016 - 9:38 PM

There's all this talk of Ariara vs. The Judge... I'm just sitting here hoping for an Ariara vs. Sunny battle.
Quick question: does Sunny's geomancy/earthbending include metal??? Could he, y'know, just touch her ship and explode it?

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