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Wednesday, October 26 2016 - 12:00 AM
By: Neoriceisgood

You can't run.

That's right Burk, charge straight at the scary man.

10919: whitemanpt - Wednesday, October 26 2016 - 1:29 AM

im starting to see a pattern in how burk fights magic users. just stick close and dont let up

10921: Probably pixel - Wednesday, October 26 2016 - 2:40 AM


10922: Tom - Wednesday, October 26 2016 - 4:26 AM

Le sigh.

Archibald Iman, the Iron Judge, defeated by a shield.

Either these mages are weaker than they look or Burk is OP af.

10923: Bisected - Wednesday, October 26 2016 - 4:39 AM

Burk doesn't really do escapes.

10924: giovanni - Wednesday, October 26 2016 - 5:09 AM

and its a future hit!

10925: InfinitySum - Wednesday, October 26 2016 - 5:52 AM

The only thing to fear, is fear itself.

And a charging Burk obviously.

10926: LuKo - Wednesday, October 26 2016 - 7:30 AM

If Pablo is not nearby to tell Burk to stop...then... too bad for the Mr.Judge...

10927: charliebone - Wednesday, October 26 2016 - 7:58 AM

I don't think we can count the Judge out quite yet. That or the fact that Pablo, now knowing the Mage Baron is all Midas'd, will show up just in the nick of time and empowered with the knowledge of the incapacitated Baron.

10928: Bailoroc - Wednesday, October 26 2016 - 9:09 AM

Burk really only has one skill set.

But damn if he doesn't milk it for all it's worth.

10929: verycoolname - Wednesday, October 26 2016 - 10:50 AM

I can't imagine it's easy to cast spells when somebody is in your face trying to knock out your teeth.

On the other hand, running towards people who can throw fire around and shoot lasers can't be easy either.

10930: Storm - Wednesday, October 26 2016 - 11:44 AM

Burk needs techniques like Pablo has diplomatic weapons.

In this case, Burk Technique #23:
Give bad guy a noogie until bad guy agrees to stop being bad.

Of course, I suspect that Burk already has quite an array of such techniques. They just happen off-screen because most of them involve Burk losing his pants.

10931: UnknownID - Wednesday, October 26 2016 - 12:35 PM

Why run if one can attack? XD

10932: orangetree - Wednesday, October 26 2016 - 2:25 PM

@Storm XD Perhaps Burk will find unlosable pants one day...

10933: TheMasterOG - Wednesday, October 26 2016 - 8:24 PM

@orangetree that's impossible. Using the famous pant probability equation given to us by dr. Rice in the 13th century, we see that: p/(s*c)-P^n=L. This means that the losability of any given pair of pants is equal to the pants, over the product of the size and color of the pants, minus P^n (where P = wearer and n = general ability to les things. Since burks P^n exceeds negative infinity, it is impossible for him to never noy lose a pair of pants. Boom. Science.

10934: nitro - Wednesday, October 26 2016 - 11:10 PM

we should be more scared that burk seemingly has only martial proficiency to his name yet his capable of the most incredibly achievements.

he's probably rainbow belt 1,000,000th dan or something xD

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