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Wednesday, December 23 2020 - 12:00 AM
By: Neoriceisgood

Gross ass power.

Rate everyone's lunch in the comments.

24089: Tom - Wednesday, December 23 2020 - 12:44 AM

Poor Noah, first snake-waifu is mean to him, and now he can't find a quiet spot where to eat.

24090: Nanashi - Wednesday, December 23 2020 - 1:54 AM

Is Whatever Your Name Was eating a burrito? If so, she's first place.

24091: Lurker - Wednesday, December 23 2020 - 2:36 AM

@Nanashi Pretty sure her arms are just on the table. There's no plate.

24093: Mike - Wednesday, December 23 2020 - 5:48 AM

Yes Noah, i too refer to people as Whatever your name was. We really need a wiki, there are too many thousands of interesting characters!

24094: Taran Alvein - Wednesday, December 23 2020 - 6:08 AM

I wonder, is Kimberly's power fueled by what he's eaten? Every time we see him in some kind of dining setting, he's always eating as much as he can.

24095: neoriceisgood - Wednesday, December 23 2020 - 6:18 AM


I'm actually trying to get a cast page done, I hope there'll be something akin to it early next year.

24096: *screaming* - Wednesday, December 23 2020 - 6:43 AM

Noah's plate looks healthier than I expected. Actually I don't know what I expected his food choices to be.

24097: Straightbackward - Wednesday, December 23 2020 - 7:24 AM

Both of them are so charming and cute together. Ship?

Jk, btw.

24098: Some guy - Wednesday, December 23 2020 - 7:26 AM

@Taran Alvein
Maybe he casts from Body Fat.

24099: Leo - Wednesday, December 23 2020 - 11:29 AM

Mike, we have a wiki!


24100: Whim - Wednesday, December 23 2020 - 12:10 PM

Cherry picked the best lunch: nothing with a side of sulking

24101: Z2 - Wednesday, December 23 2020 - 10:18 PM

>Rate the food
You got it buddy!

Noah: Healthy Salad 8/10
Difficult to mess up when cooking, frequently uniform in quality. The lunch of practical, healthy people; or at least those who aren't going to be happy with anything anyway.

Jamal: What appears to be either curry pan or a burger that is 90% top bun; 0/10
You ain't a schoolgirl, kid, and this (probably?) ain't Japan, so I'm guessing that's a burger even Mickey D would be ashamed of.

Hevel: Club Sandwich 10/10
The food of choice for people who want all their food groups, maximum flexibility, and still to, on some level, enjoy life. The perfect lunch.

Kimberly: At Least 4-5... French Bread Pizzas with too little cheese 3/10
I know you're basically a slug man, but c'mon dude; if it'd kill you without magic, why are you eating it? You're a second class citizen so I doubt it's exactly gourmet cooking, especially in a mess hall. At least get variety!

Cherry: Nothing 5/10
Cannot be mocked nor praised, the choice not to choose.

24102: noname - Thursday, December 24 2020 - 2:53 AM

I keep finding myself sympathizing with Noah.

Hmm, "rate everyone's lunch", huh?

Noah appears to be having a plain salad, nutritious and environmentally conscious but a bit plain and boring: 7/10 stars.

Hevel is having a sammich with greens aaand I think I can make out a bit of cheese there as well? For drinks he's having milk. It's a standard lunch but a pretty good and balanced one: 8/10 stars.

Kimberly appears to be having a meal consisting of... actually, I have no idea what that stuff is? What is that stuff? How am I supposed to rate it if I don't know what it is, Neo?! Ah, screw it: 10/10 stars, just because it's Kimberly... Mmm, boogers, yum...

Fuuka is having herself a hotdog topped with mustard, and while that's totally the kinda lunch I'd go for I'm giving her 3/10 stars, just because it's Fuuka.

Mable is having whatever Havel's having. Complete lack or originality: 2/10 stars, because I don't like her.

Cillia is treating herself to three jelly donuts... Hun, I like you, I really do, and I like jelly donuts, too, and you're probably right when you say that you have earned this, but that is NOT a healthy meal... *sigh* 9/10 stars.

Jamal is having... I'm not entirely sure what that is? Is that an entire ham? Or is it more like a stuffed bread thingy? Looks kinda good anyway, I'd totally have whatever he's having: 8/10 stars.

Cherry isn't having anything which kinda goes beyond the fundamental basics of this rating scale, so I'll need to give her lunch an abstract rating: Ghoti/10 stars.

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