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Monday, July 23 2018 - 12:00 AM
By: Neoriceisgood

The Emperor's Lance.

If you get stabbed by this lance, you explode into chunks.

17913: Whispers of Sorrow - Monday, July 23 2018 - 12:10 AM

Wow. No expenses spared here.

17914: Kyphis - Monday, July 23 2018 - 12:19 AM

So... It's a Gunlance then?

17915: Fluffynator - Monday, July 23 2018 - 12:39 AM

OH DAMN! Neo! Amazing job on the art! You overdid yourself!

17916: Sid - Monday, July 23 2018 - 1:08 AM

I mean, it's not *that* big Noah

17917: OverBern - Monday, July 23 2018 - 3:23 AM

looks like it could fit two floors, though then there wouldn't be much space for top armour. not actually that big for our world; I've rode on a double-decker train intercity in Australia. it was never even near capacity, so the size might have been an adaptation to venom rather than demand now I think about it.

17918: J - Monday, July 23 2018 - 3:49 AM

So...uhhh...phrasing?

17919: Tssha - Monday, July 23 2018 - 4:15 AM

Wow. Hope the emperor isn't compensating for something. His "lance" indeed.

17920: Silver - Monday, July 23 2018 - 4:38 AM

Time to ride the Emperor's Lance, Noah.

17921: Potatopeelerkind - Monday, July 23 2018 - 6:12 AM

That's at least 3 Noahs tall. Noah, as we all know, is a universally accepted system of measurement.

17922: KidUrza - Monday, July 23 2018 - 6:53 AM

Hmm. A label with "Magilante" and a serial number. It makes everything, huh?

17923: Bisected - Monday, July 23 2018 - 6:55 AM

Well, it's no sword van.

17924: Tom - Monday, July 23 2018 - 7:08 AM

Jeeze-looize, THAT'S a Train, capital "t".

17925: Zed - Monday, July 23 2018 - 7:48 AM

Noah's statement could be more of a hint as to how small the average train is, rather than how big this train is.

17926: MatthewTheLucky - Monday, July 23 2018 - 8:22 AM

The most feared of all vehicles, the military train!

I mean, so long as you're standing on the tracks.

Otherwise it's pretty dumb.

17927: Saiko - Monday, July 23 2018 - 9:03 AM

If it is a real armoured train, it should have some firepower in the likes of cannons. Maybe we'll see how this lance shoots.

Also, isn't it a bit overkill against an aged graffiti artist? Probably they want to steal his crayons... or get rid of the canvas.

17928: Simple Geometry - Monday, July 23 2018 - 8:45 PM

And now, all I can think of is that one drawn together gif of the train slamming through a tunnel.

17929: Some guy - Tuesday, July 24 2018 - 1:27 AM

@Zed Given we build trains larger than that, probably.

Also, "Ride to Haven"... uhu.

Well, Noah'll be fine as long as he doesn't have to polish the Emperor's Lance.

17930: anon - Tuesday, July 24 2018 - 10:37 AM

So their finest military vehicle is confined to tracks. That seems like a bit of a handicap.

17931: Narm - Tuesday, July 24 2018 - 5:40 PM

Is something wrong with Drinky guard's eye in the last panel?

17932: Chon Waen - Tuesday, July 24 2018 - 9:07 PM

Military vehicles were commonplace on rails from the American Civil War until World War 2. They carried more firepower than any other land vehicle of their time because they could carry massive weight and armor. The major disadvantage, of course, is that they were limited to the paths of existing rails that could be sabotaged by just about any fool who had a shovel and an explosive charge.


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