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Wednesday, August 9 2017 - 12:00 AM
By: Neoriceisgood

The Aristocrat Monologues.

Really does make you wonder what Ariara must be thinking about all this, huh?

13756: Alcemon - Wednesday, August 9 2017 - 12:18 AM

Serious Burk is surprisingly informative and honest.

13757: Whispers of Sorrow - Wednesday, August 9 2017 - 12:40 AM

So does this place have an attached asylum? It would explain a lot.

13758: 5 - Wednesday, August 9 2017 - 1:18 AM

Where did the Aristocrat's cross go in the last ' panels ?

13759: itblobboy - Wednesday, August 9 2017 - 2:38 AM

The second to last frame utterly slays me. Is he seriously trying to look good for Ariara? What's he got to impress her for? And... He's surprisingly realistic. Didn't see it coming, was funny the way she looked at Burk more than anything.

13760: Personthing - Wednesday, August 9 2017 - 2:55 AM

..You know, Aristocrat, heroes USUALLY don't monologue about their plans, that's reserved for villains.

13761: Jack - Wednesday, August 9 2017 - 3:13 AM

What he has there is more of a goal really, it shows what he wants to do but not how he'll do it. Also, it's in crayon. The Aristocrat is following a fool here.

13762: someone - Wednesday, August 9 2017 - 3:41 AM

@Jack a fool? I thought he was following Burk.

13763: Grey - Wednesday, August 9 2017 - 5:56 AM

@Personthing: Well, except when the hero tries to distract the villain while the sidekick (or Detective in this case) foils the evil masterplan.

13764: Jack - Wednesday, August 9 2017 - 9:05 AM

@someone: He lost his cape going to the bathroom, he looses his pants regularly for no reason, and he mistook Pablo for a mage because he looked like a picture he drew himself. So yes I do think him a fool.

13765: -skimmer- - Wednesday, August 9 2017 - 12:20 PM

I like how he is perfectly aware of the fact that he simply decides to beat up people on a whim.

13766: Hunter - Wednesday, August 9 2017 - 9:45 PM

Panel 6 not sure if Wipe is meant to be Swipe. Otherwise whelp 'crasty is very much in-love with the idiot ball.

13767: anonymous coward - Thursday, August 10 2017 - 12:33 AM

Geez, the inbreeding is strong with this one. I'd nominate, "Don't follow plans drawn out in crayon by someone else," for inclusion in the list of Evil Overlord advice, but surely there's a limit to how stupid someone holding the villainous idiot ball can be?

13784: GoldenGoat - Thursday, August 10 2017 - 11:41 PM

What happened to the thing on his chest? It's gone in the next strip too.
Did Neorice create something and forgot about it halfway through the strip?

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