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Friday, July 21 2023 - 12:50 AM
By: Neoriceisgood

Brick-Brained Fool.

Burk is once again a victim of lookism.

38002: Sloss - Friday, July 21 2023 - 1:44 AM

"hey man, leave her alone"

38003: Tom - Thursday, July 20 2023 - 6:49 PM

1st - Mort can MOVE?!

2nd - Burk is being rather serious there. Why do I feel like Mort saying "yes" will end in him turning to mulch?

38004: Otter Claw - Friday, July 21 2023 - 1:51 AM

That man is the definition of "Enslaved in body and mind."

Seems like Burk needs to give him a little "Fist-therapy, or as I like to call it, Fisrapy."

38005: Ahriman - Friday, July 21 2023 - 2:08 AM

serious not-goofy BUrk? Morty is sooooo dead

38006: Bogg - Friday, July 21 2023 - 2:22 AM

Morty REALLY doesn't have much room for calling anyone else "Stupid" now does he?

38007: someone - Friday, July 21 2023 - 2:38 AM

There was a comment on the last page that all that was needed now was some vegetable. Looks like Morty is volunteering to become it.

38008: Dave the Not Nightmare - Friday, July 21 2023 - 3:36 AM

He does know Burk could just…… kill him right? It wouldn’t be that difficult either. Simps really do be the dumbest fish in the sea.

38009: Zyzyzyryxy - Friday, July 21 2023 - 3:40 AM

Does spirits even have genders? And two exactly? Do they breed sexually? Is Morty simping to a spirit analog of a woman or getting aroused by a metaphorical drawing of an ass on a wooden fence full of splinters?

38010: Dave the Not Nightmare - Friday, July 21 2023 - 3:45 AM

He does know Burk could just…… kill him right? It wouldn’t be that difficult either. Simps really do be the dumbest fish in the sea.

38011: Kaleb - Friday, July 21 2023 - 4:08 AM

Burk might not be the brightest crayon in the shed, but I feel like Morty is the one with a brain like bricks here.

38012: noname - Friday, July 21 2023 - 4:23 AM

Morty, Morty, Morty... You are in NO position to talk about brick-brained fools... Unless you intend to do so as an expert on the subject.

38013: Ghost - Friday, July 21 2023 - 4:48 AM

Can't tell if this brain damage/concussion or sheer arrogant stupidity now that he thinks he can win because he can damage Burk. I suspect and hope Burk will swiftly knock him into next week.

38014: Violet - Friday, July 21 2023 - 5:56 AM

But what Morty doesn't know is that when Burk shows his eyes, he's serious. And he's a lot smarter and more knowledgeable than most people realize.

38015: Aston Whiteman - Friday, July 21 2023 - 6:22 AM

White knight goes bam bam fist to the face.

38016: tailiu - Friday, July 21 2023 - 2:37 AM

Have we ever seen Burk look this hurt before? It is scary…

38017: Melany - Friday, July 21 2023 - 10:16 AM

This is probably the most serious we've seen Burk so far. That do be kinda terrifying ngl.

Two opponents with unavoidable area attack at once might be a problem even for Burk... They definitely have the advantage now, at least based on what Morty knows, so continuing to fight isn't stupid any longer...

@Dave
I think outright killing Morty would conflict with Burk's heroic tendencies.

38018: Samniel - Friday, July 21 2023 - 10:30 AM

Morty... I appreciate the self-esteem to think you're anything but a talking speed-bump right now, but for your own good cut your losses before Burk takes out the electrified fly-swatter

38019: Fuz - Friday, July 21 2023 - 10:39 AM

"Weakness", bah. That did nothing.

38020: Woodledude - Friday, July 21 2023 - 10:44 AM

Now now, let's all be fair to Morty - He is indeed most probably suffering from an UNGODLY amount of brain damage.

That, and Vonesperda manipulating him... He probably jumped at the chance to get back at Burk for embarassing him, help Vonney, and probably had an inflated perception of how effective this would be.

Also, his glasses are pretty busted up, he might literally not be able to see very well, allowing him to construct a narrative in which Burk is worse for wear than he actually is.

What I'm saying is, Morty is a cornucopia of multiple flavors of stupid right now. Give him SOME credit.

38021: Orange - Friday, July 21 2023 - 12:45 PM

Felt kinda bad for Morty for all of 10 seconds. Over it now xD

38022: Kiithnaras - Friday, July 21 2023 - 7:02 AM

I do feel a little bad for Morty here, basically asking for the beating of a lifetime without realizing it...even though he definitely should realize it.

Besides, Burk only likes to act brick-brained. He is definitely a smart cookie behind that shaggy mane.


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