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Friday, December 21 2018 - 1:38 AM
By: Neoriceisgood

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Burk the hell did you do.

18885: Saiko - Friday, December 21 2018 - 3:13 AM

Burk has beaten up 803 people and/or animals? Impressive.

18886: Dubu - Friday, December 21 2018 - 3:23 AM

So all those things are are called Wu Cha? Interesting.

And someone important clearly knows about Burk.

18887: Mousio - Friday, December 21 2018 - 4:47 AM

Dun dun duuuuun

18888: K - Friday, December 21 2018 - 4:49 AM

Could it be... Files?

18889: Mousio - Friday, December 21 2018 - 4:50 AM

Des this mean our Burk has got some dark and mysterious backer (and past) or what he did was so ridiculous that they can't show it without them looking like idiots?

18890: Cluedrew - Friday, December 21 2018 - 5:16 AM

If all the files are "above your clearance level", where are they getting the image from?

Also as odd as it is that Logan's defeat didn't have as much an effect on them as 803 files did, that suggests that they have been tracking Burk for a while now. Even if every testimony from Gang Rule Town is its own file (as an example), I'm not sure what has happened so far would create 803 files.

Have they been following him since before he fell from the sky?

18891: Liack - Friday, December 21 2018 - 5:25 AM

Guess he Burked up really bad somewhere...

18892: Brilliand - Friday, December 21 2018 - 6:03 AM

Above these guys' clearance levels? There can't be many clearance levels above them?

18893: Cador - Friday, December 21 2018 - 6:07 AM

...I want to say that 803 is the number of comic pages Burk has been in so far, but that would be far too convenient. Also too much work to check.

18894: Straightbackward - Friday, December 21 2018 - 8:20 AM

@Cluedrew I gather the Wu Cha are some sort of robots. What Hero-Hunter asked was not to show and image, but to project an hologram. This Wu Cha HAS access to the images enough to form an hologram, but when asked about showing images she goes all: "You must run this Wu Cha as an administrator to see this."

My own baseless crazy theory on this is that our beloved Burk is a Heroland's attempt at synthetic hero creation gone 'wrong'. Similar to the alcohol thing in Bernard Marx's creation in Brave New World.

18895: Anonymous Person - Friday, December 21 2018 - 9:09 AM

Burk is the secret president of their organization, calling it.

18896: Ash0011 - Friday, December 21 2018 - 9:59 AM

He does remind me of Alder from Pokemon black & white also of Mustrum Ridcully... I could totally see him being the 'secret' leader

18897: aceofmuffins - Friday, December 21 2018 - 12:42 PM

I will note that all these files are only tangentially related to Burk so that are unlikely that they are people he has fought before. I am not sure how related things needed to be for them to be tangential to Burk without him being central. However, they could of-course be that way to make it harder for people to search for Burk. Wu Cha did not give any results when searching for Burk. (See bonus page 19 Logan's Contemplation: page 2)

@Brilliand they are top clearance level which I guess is the highest known clearance level

18898: @aceofmuffins - Friday, December 21 2018 - 2:45 PM

Where are you getting that from? We don't know what those files are or who these guys are under.

18899: Guest - Friday, December 21 2018 - 4:07 PM

For some reason, Wu Cha reminds me of Noah's imaginary friend...

18900: Sandman366 - Friday, December 21 2018 - 6:33 PM

Ugh, and the FIRST thing that comes to mind is a LITERAL interpretation of "above" since he "fell from the sky" at the very start, and all....stupid retarded "take it literally" joke why'd I have to think of you.....

18901: Cluedrew - Saturday, December 22 2018 - 5:46 AM

@Straightbackward: That makes sense in a weird way. Like how you have to (in theory) view anonymous versions of survey data.

My own baseless crazy theory is that our beloved Burk was created spontaneously in the sky as an avatar of pure awesomeness and has been retroactively been imprinting his backstory on the universe.

AKA I have no idea.

18903: Grey - Saturday, December 22 2018 - 3:29 PM


Well, looks like whole Burk archive has only 528 pages, so can't be. Unless somewhere is hidden archive of Burk's secret adventures...

18904: King Random - Sunday, December 23 2018 - 1:21 AM

@Grey: It might be the number of Burk pages including the number of old pages from the previous attempt of this comic, A Path to Greater Good, but the image projected would be different, as Burk looked different.

18905: Whispers of Sorrow - Sunday, December 23 2018 - 6:40 PM

@Grey: There are around 123 aptgg Burk pages as well... but even combined, that's nowhere near enough. And Burk isn't even in all of those pages.

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