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Wednesday, July 6 2022 - 12:57 AM
By: Neoriceisgood

Vegetarian.

I mean fair enough.

32452: Flangan - Wednesday, July 6 2022 - 1:02 AM

Hey, We Got ti see Noels eyes :D

32453: Sloss - Wednesday, July 6 2022 - 1:16 AM

I hope he's preparing a special vegetarian meal for Noah

32454: Noone - Wednesday, July 6 2022 - 1:25 AM

And for the main course: bratwurst!

32458: ? - Wednesday, July 6 2022 - 3:07 AM

I love that

There's now a non-zero-percent-chance that Noah can solve this whole deal by being a picky eater while not fueling Daddy's terror fix

Of course I'm hoping he won't, but..

32461: random - Wednesday, July 6 2022 - 3:28 AM

@Sloss

That will be the best case. I'm afraid he'll be preparing the vegetarian meal FROM Noah, soon ...

By the way, what do vegetarian cannibals eat?

Greengrocers ...

32462: Cellphone - Wednesday, July 6 2022 - 3:41 AM

I wonder if Noah's telling the truth. I mean, obviously he's saying it here because he really doesn't want to eat human hearts (and hasn't considered how awful it could get), but that excuse was spoken so readily it might be true. Have we seen Noah eating meat on panel?

32463: TheMegax - Wednesday, July 6 2022 - 4:30 AM

Noah you absolute fool.
But daddy seems in a good mood, so he may just... humor him a bit.
Rotten bloodstained eggs it is!

32468: Saiko - Wednesday, July 6 2022 - 6:52 AM

Next time he will get organs from children who are vegetables.

32469: Brownie 24128 - Wednesday, July 6 2022 - 7:36 AM

@Cellphone

He was eating a doughnut in Page 1210 and a salad in Page 1837. The red points in the salad might be meat but are probably just radish.

32470: UnknownID - Wednesday, July 6 2022 - 8:02 AM

Maybe broccoli this time :D
But maybe he would have been better off by stating, he is vegan xD

32471: Deliverance - Wednesday, July 6 2022 - 9:28 AM

@Cellphone

I don't think so. The only time I remember seeing Noah eating was before the cat attack; It isn't clear what he is having, but it is very green, so it might be a plate full of vegetables:

https://www.neorice.com/hoh_noah_1728

32472: Violet - Wednesday, July 6 2022 - 10:51 AM

Honestly, human hearts aren't nearly as bad as I was expecting. It's actual meat, admittedly raw but it could be worse. If it's this or being horribly murdered...

Of course, knowing this thing, it'd probably select the meal specifically to disgust whoever's eating it. So the moment you're okay with eating a human heart, I'd imagine it just picks something else.

32473: Charter - Wednesday, July 6 2022 - 12:10 PM

Plot twist; the hands come out with a lovely salad.
Noel breaks slightly seeing it.

32474: LOCKTYDE - Wednesday, July 6 2022 - 1:16 PM

I can only remember seeing Noah with salad and whatever he was about to eat on page 1210.


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