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Thursday, March 18 2021 - 3:04 AM
By: Neoriceisgood

Are those two for real?

And that's the story of how Noah got killed off-panel.

25065: tracer - Thursday, March 18 2021 - 3:11 AM

Reminds me of how the authour of Vexxarr killed off the titular character, renamed the comic and spent a week that way until Vexxarr got better.

25066: Brilliand - Thursday, March 18 2021 - 3:28 AM

By stabbing himself, you mean?

25067: MatthewTheLucky - Thursday, March 18 2021 - 3:33 AM

Ooh, can she transfer power?

25068: Anon - Thursday, March 18 2021 - 3:35 AM

Poor Noah! He should never have stood up or tried running! It was clearly going to end in disaster.

At least now the comic can focus on our feline-loving protagonist.

I just remembered... wasn't Burk in trouble for talking to cats? Could there be a connection? Smarter, wiser commentators, did you already discuss this?

25069: Baprr - Thursday, March 18 2021 - 3:49 AM

Don't be sad for Noah. He had it coming.

25070: Ahno Neemus - Thursday, March 18 2021 - 4:16 AM

Ah noah. He reminds me (unfortunately enough) of myself. Unathletic, unhappy, and keeps getting into the middle of things.

25071: Chlorodatathree - Thursday, March 18 2021 - 4:20 AM

Oh no, he was like my carbon copy

25072: Tom - Thursday, March 18 2021 - 4:40 AM

Is that negative conditioning, or using lightning to enhance his speed?

25073: Seb - Thursday, March 18 2021 - 5:54 AM

I'm blue dabadi dabada

25074: Cluedrew - Thursday, March 18 2021 - 5:54 AM

I feel some day Noah is going to get an awesome moment where he reveals he knows everything and then has to "teleport" leaving everyone confused as to where he got this power from. (It was underneath his apathy the entire time!)

That day is not soon.

25076: Red - Thursday, March 18 2021 - 6:07 AM

Poor Noah :(

Well, at least he shouldn’t trip anymore...

25078: KsCoPe - Thursday, March 18 2021 - 6:20 AM

Probably Noah's power of being a wet blanket has short-circuited hers.

...meaning Catz is the new protagonist? ;)

25079: FrustratedProgrammer - Thursday, March 18 2021 - 10:02 AM

I feel ya Noah, I too have little stamina :( it does feel like being stabbed.

25080: Deliverance - Thursday, March 18 2021 - 10:44 AM

He had it coming.

25081: omni001 - Thursday, March 18 2021 - 11:08 AM

Does Noah have undiagnosed asthma?

25082: UnknownID - Thursday, March 18 2021 - 1:10 PM

No everyone it a runner, you know?

25083: Whispers of Sorrow - Thursday, March 18 2021 - 2:45 PM

Well that explains why he won't be tripping anytime soon. We should have known.

But really, straight back to slow shuffling in a life or death situation? And how was Jam boy barely passing him? Dear me did they earn whatever blue girl just did. They're lucky she doesn't have a whip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMZwKvEPG1c

25084: Cluedrew - Thursday, March 18 2021 - 5:00 PM

@Whispers of Sorrow: I had actually assumed Jamal was hanging back to keep an eye on Noah. From what we have seen so far Jamal might be one of the more physically fit child soldiers.

25085: Centaur - Thursday, March 18 2021 - 9:55 PM

"Now you feel like stabbed no matter what, so running won't make things worse."


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