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Monday, April 14 2014 - 12:00 AM
By: Neoriceisgood

Good luck Burk.

Sorry guys, there will be no fighting in this room.

4358: Pirate-rob - Monday, April 14 2014 - 12:56 AM

Invisibility in the first second of the match? D*ck move Hero.
...
Unless he just walked out the door.

4359: Neoriceisgood - Monday, April 14 2014 - 1:34 AM

@Pirate-rob

He just walked out the door.

4360: Bisected8 - Monday, April 14 2014 - 3:03 AM

Time to go outside for a fight, methinks....

4361: Pirate-rob - Monday, April 14 2014 - 3:19 AM

Oh, ok :L That's such a key element of the story though, it explains everything, C'mon man, at least put spoiler alerts XD

4362: pkrcel - Monday, April 14 2014 - 3:23 AM

hehe, otherwise why lampshade that door right there?

Damn, this hero fails any action test

4363: someone - Monday, April 14 2014 - 4:44 AM

If they fight outside, Burk will leave the building alive.

4364: Kelax - Monday, April 14 2014 - 5:15 PM

He's probably getting his armor. A hero can't fight properly half-dressed.

4365: Goblin Scribe - Tuesday, April 15 2014 - 12:27 AM

Pirate-rob, yeah, because NI...okay, let's not do abbreviations. Because Neorice is always so honest in his commentaries. ;D

Also: "Burk will leave this building alive."

If the fight takes place outside, on the other hand...

4366: NPC villager #3 - Tuesday, April 15 2014 - 8:17 PM

I don't think that door goes outside. If it did, there would be light shining in like there is through the windows.

I'm guessing it leads to the library. The hero is going to keep switching spellbooks for the whole fight to try to keep Burk off balance.

Of course, Burk has the ultimate countermagic technique. He just has to wait for the spell to hit him... and that's it. Because Burk is freakishly hard to injure, even with magic. I fully expect him to use a fireball spell to toast a marshmallow at some point.

4374: Kiithnaras - Thursday, April 17 2014 - 1:14 AM

But what about that credenza? And those lovely candelabra? They're just begging to be smashed and/or used as weapons!

4788: Reisfuchs - Tuesday, July 1 2014 - 7:30 AM

If this doesn't lead to some gay shenanigans I will be disappointed...


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