And thus was born a new sport : noahsurfing

Called it!
Well on the giant forum but whatever xD

The Noah Surfer, Herald of... Malhartus or something, I don't know.

It's a duck! It's a glider! No, it's noah

Some people ride swords, but only the true survivalist rides Noah out of danger.
Everybody get on Noah's survivalist arc.

So does that make him a Noah Ark?