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Monday, February 7 2022 - 8:50 PM
By: Neoriceisgood

How do you know so much?

Insubordination!!!

30123: Rumblefeat - Monday, February 7 2022 - 9:04 PM

Something tells me #2 might've looked somewhere he isn't supposed to

30124: Titanking - Monday, February 7 2022 - 9:23 PM

Oh look at that, secrecy police acting like idiots because that’s what secret police do. I got 5$ that one of them dies in the next five days.

30125: Thursday - Monday, February 7 2022 - 9:24 PM

Has that "..." guy even moved once in the last couple pages?

30126: Leo - Monday, February 7 2022 - 10:42 PM

Well, Thursday, neither has Noah or the guard captain. It's a part of the art style.

30127: Ladon - Monday, February 7 2022 - 10:51 PM

He’s so incompetent I’m having a hard time picturing how he was promoted to his level even in this fucked up kingdom.

30128: Daran - Monday, February 7 2022 - 11:26 PM

These idiots would tempt me a lot to betray them and join Malhart ...

30129: Abbie - Monday, February 7 2022 - 11:29 PM

Does Nail have a skull?

30130: Seb - Monday, February 7 2022 - 11:30 PM

We might have lost one ! I'm surprised it wasn't faster, the way they're acting.

30131: Joe - Monday, February 7 2022 - 11:51 PM

Nice! Btw I havent bbeen able to load the website in 3 days and its very slow still

30132: Aston Whiteman - Tuesday, February 8 2022 - 12:08 AM

'...'

That guy looked at the eyes...

30133: random - Tuesday, February 8 2022 - 12:32 AM

It is a miracle that the secret police managed to achieve anything despite having members like this...

But I digress, clearly Neo wants to kill them off with some pretty horrific way and just softens us up on not grieving their loss.

30134: 5 - Tuesday, February 8 2022 - 1:20 AM

@Joe Same, but it got better this morning.

30135: Charter - Tuesday, February 8 2022 - 2:26 AM

I regret defending him last page. Just have a monster eat him already.

30137: Sporf - Tuesday, February 8 2022 - 2:50 AM

@ charter. Bah I think you're right, the JSP aren't really morons per se, they're just really out of their element and not used to working with others that aren't JSP. They can't lash out at the military members present, but the Veda Project members have no official status, so they're taking the brunt here. They probably aren't the best and brightest of the JSP, their only job here was to monitor the Malhart deal and activate the fail safe if it ever went south. So they aren't complete morons. They are infact adequate. But as I've said before, adequate is all they are, and this is not a situation where that is going to be nearly enough.

30138: Tom - Tuesday, February 8 2022 - 4:53 AM

Yup, if #1 dies right now, I'll be happpy.

30139: Pablo360 - Tuesday, February 8 2022 - 5:12 AM

At this rate it won’t be long until Nail, Noel, and Noah are more afraid of dying because of these guys’ refusal to read the room than for insubordination.

30140: Balmung - Tuesday, February 8 2022 - 6:55 AM

@random: "It is a miracle that the secret police managed to achieve anything despite having members like this..."

Turns out you can accomplish a lot when your authoritarian state gives you carte blanche to exercise whatever violence you wish, even over other branches of said state.

30141: Ladon - Tuesday, February 8 2022 - 7:00 AM

He’s so incompetent I’m having a hard time picturing how he was promoted to his level even in this fucked up kingdom.

30142: Franz - Tuesday, February 8 2022 - 7:05 AM

I mean, Nail is pretty much capable of taking them down, and they are basically a threat to them in more than one way... And Nail is a sociopath so... Let's get this over with...

30143: Zed - Tuesday, February 8 2022 - 7:16 AM

Alright Noel, you can put your hand down.

30144: Violet - Tuesday, February 8 2022 - 9:15 AM

Surely the decision not to take Noel's advice means only good things for the JSP.

30145: Eight - Tuesday, February 8 2022 - 9:26 AM

@ Abbie: And if Nail has a skull: Does he carry it with him? And is it even his own skull?

30146: Zaealix - Tuesday, February 8 2022 - 10:50 AM

My read is the JSP is intrigue-focused, and from that perspective they have a captured enemy soldier they’re pumping for intelligence, and they’re dancing to his tune in enemy territory they know very little about, on the say-so of people they don’t trust, more or less.
Their solution is the bomb, casualties will suck but on the flipside, there’s no better option.
All these shenanigans do is increase the odds that even the big bomb fails and the magic hits ALL of the Empire.

Now giving face/getting to impose their own demands does help them calm down, at least by attempting to buck the script assuming an enemy plot, but unfortunately right now they’ve got to dance to someone else’s tune, which is unfortunately the sort of thing they’re supposed to avoid doing, because doing what your foe wants you to do is how you lose…
I think.

30147: Sporf - Tuesday, February 8 2022 - 10:58 AM

Adding to my previous statement. ( it should say "Nah" not "Bah" by the way) I feel as if something's changed with this guy. He was fine with the magic users a few chapters ago, even impressed with Noah's percieved utility and fire power. Now he's much more antagonistic with them. I'm wondering if there's more to it than just Number 1 not being used to having his authority questioned or having to listen to experts.

30148: UnknownID - Tuesday, February 8 2022 - 11:36 AM

Don't look the Enderman in the eyes. He very shy! :O

30149: Some guy - Tuesday, February 8 2022 - 11:46 AM

@Violet
Well, i suppose that depends on whether you consider the non-survival of these dolts a good thing for the greater organisation.

30150: noname - Tuesday, February 8 2022 - 12:21 PM

Wow, this JSP guy sure knows how to turn himself into a liability... Hey, #2! You looking for a promotion? 'Cuz the loss of #1 would net you one atm.

30151: Paintr - Tuesday, February 8 2022 - 12:31 PM

@Zaealix

That's a pretty interesting interpretation. We the audience know just how much they're messing things up. But they don't, and in fact all they don't (and can't) know is a big part of the issue.

30152: Saiko - Tuesday, February 8 2022 - 3:22 PM

I wonder when Nail turns into "I'm your worst nightmare" mode. He's very patient.

30153: Commander Dulton - Tuesday, February 8 2022 - 3:35 PM

The more sane JSP shoots his insane "superior" in the head in 3... 2... 1...

30158: The_Squished_Elf - Wednesday, February 9 2022 - 3:18 AM

Given the dramatic behaviour shift, I am 77% confident that #1 is utterly terrified of these new tall things for whatever reason. They triggered his fear response somehow and he’s taking it out on the team.


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