Oh hello Mr.Kimberly, been a while.
To be honest Noah, it really depends on how hungry you are.
This storyline keeps on being so exciting!
Free food is literally life!
I can't tell if Kimberly is legitamately very clueless or more than he lets on and I love it
Kimberly IS an ooze. That's why food (any organic matter counts) worked as bait.
Maybe Mr Kimberly survived so long because noone ever tried to catch magic users by offering free food? And if this is his only weakness, everthings fine :D
In DnD there's an ooze named Genus Loci. Mr.Kimberly may be a slave of such beast, or whatever similar creature exists in this universe.
How does one poison an entity without organs or traditional biological systems? "This poison causes liver failure."
Do you just...like........hyper acidic/hyper base and hope for the best? Try to get them to eat sulfuric? He's got a LUDICROUS defense, and it might even extend to his internals. He might be JUST redundancies.
Slime guy :D